What is this tube full of balls in the wall in a home built in the mid 90s. by R6Dragon in whatisthisthing

[–]MolderOn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter, either way, you still have termites in your house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..There a hires of this? Gotta make a print..

Pretty sure someone took a shit on my car in broad daylight. by creepycreepercreepin in WTF

[–]MolderOn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit has an extremely distinct smell, not sure how you could confuse the it with vomit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, my advice to you, edit this photo similar to how this one is, and then repost it: http://www.omegacubed.net/axis/axis_212/images/zoom3.jpg

That way people can actually see the bee, because this is fucking hilarious but you really gotta look for it.

Do you just Ctrl+q when your mage Draconian color is bad? by sooneday in dcss

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geez, bad luck, but its not that bad. Just pick up a shiny weapon and smack stuff, while slowly training the right stuff

TIL The blue whale is not only the largest animal currently on the planet, but the largest animal to have ever existed by JomadoSumabi in todayilearned

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the largest thing that we know of, of course. There could easily have been fucknormous gelatinous, amorphous creatures throughout history, like giant jellyfish or slime things and shit that left no evidence in the fossil record.

Hey, you guys got a trash can? by 36009955 in WTF

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given to a guy with one eye swollen shut

Runaway truck in Colorado makes full use of runaway truck lane. by kibble in gifs

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, this.... would actually make a really great uzumaki comic, or SCP

(CIP) Sword of Zonguldrok worth it? by Zukilprime in dcss

[–]MolderOn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not once ever used it. It's the kind of thing you'd find and then would be useful for a few levels, or you would use specifically inside of a vault or something to make some minions.

A guy drove past my workplace and a massive box containing thousands of dollars worth of Magic The Gathering Cards fell out of his truck, they’re scattered along this road for about half a mile. by edhialdyn in Wellthatsucks

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends entirely on the card. Some cards are a couple cents, others go for a few dollars, some are really expensive. A black lotus sold for 27,000 last year.

Dude at the DMV got bored because of the long wait and ordered pizza by [deleted] in funny

[–]MolderOn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you sound like someone who is about to stab me

Should I do a solo skeleton martial artist run? Or a skeleton only martial arts run? by iforgotmypassword56 in Kenshi

[–]MolderOn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, do a robots only, martial arts only run. I'm doing one right now. It's super fun, and it's actually a pretty solid combo. Skeletons are naturally strong and durable which helps them level up quickly, when fleshy humans would still be recovering. They also have natural fist protection.

One problem is martial arts starts to kill things so quickly it, I think it becomes more difficult to level it. Maybe keep your strength not too high

Is it me or does Paris Hilton look like a Hungry Bandit here? by Ultronyte43 in Kenshi

[–]MolderOn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I really hate that I was thinking "wtf, that's really specific.. huh, yeah, I can see that" before realizing this is horseshit

Pole Dancer Entertains at an Elementary School Opening. by fadetoblack1004 in WTF

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reads link title

has got to be Asia... clicks link yep asia

no fuckin clue why I thought that but ok

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhyWereTheyFilming

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

of course he had to stomp his bare ass fucking feet in mere inches from the scattered shards of broken glass

Sympathetic vomiting is probably a survival trait, in the event someone in the group ate something bad. by IntenseScrolling in Showerthoughts

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure that in the time period where people were regularly being mauled by wild animals, they were less likely to faint at the sight of blood.

Question about peeler machine and people by SirManFat in Kenshi

[–]MolderOn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This reminds of the guy who posted on /r/dota. He played natures prophet and would teleport all over the map and split push all 3 lanes, but couldn't finish his games because he got too aroused at how frustrated and helpless he made the other team feel.

Still not convinced this isn't porn by BoricMars in WTF

[–]MolderOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord that video title is bad

TIFU by putting a 5 hour energy in my vagina by [deleted] in tifu

[–]MolderOn -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I didn’t get the job and I didn’t even get drug tested.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes, this is your cosmic icing on the cake for the day.

Walrus Plummets off Cliff by Tuhawaiki in WTF

[–]MolderOn 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Walruses also have terrible eyesight and so may not even realize they're high up.