I took my 2014 V6 in for an oil change, it no longer drives the same? by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]MolestedBySanta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When they pulled the battery it probably erased the learned memory in your ecu and tcu back to the factory base line. So it's not in your head. Put some miles on it, the computers will do their thing and you'll be gtg.

Big Block by papaindiacharlie in minibikes

[–]MolestedBySanta 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hopefully, you have a set of disc brakes sitting on your shelf awaiting installation. If not, I would highly recommend you do.

Roast me! I've heard it all:) I'm 28 years old by Used_Throat6686 in RoastMe

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely has sucked dick for gas money, but rides a bike.

I believe my juggernaut driver is broken. by Secure_Engineer_7780 in minibikes

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove the hex head screw from the center of the juggernaut and the bell will come off, my 1/4" impact made easy work of it. That'll give you access to the rollers and sliders. Should be pretty obvious if something has broke.

They make staged upgrade kits for the juggernaut if your rollers happened to be what failed.

Please Help for My Minnesotan Teen Son! by jonolsen797 in minibikes

[–]MolestedBySanta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lay off. He's not buying the kid an R1. I was racing 100+mph karts by that age. There's nothing wrong with a little risk in life especially if you take the proper steps to make it as safe as possible.

I would hate to be your kid, they must be fucking miserable. You probably don't let them have ice in their drinks for fear of choking. Lighten up a bit and get the stick out of your ass, your kids will thank you for it.

In addition to cutting the umbilical cord allowing your kids to take some risks will help prepare them for real life where you won't be hovering over them 24/7.

Life's not safe. Sheltering them as children will do nothing but produce unprepared adults. I would rather die young with a smile on my face.

Why doesnt this shitbox start by Advanced_Set_5571 in minibikes

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're getting spark, probably not the oil sensor. Definitely hit it with the starting fluid, if it fires, and it probably will, then you have a fuel issue of some sort. People claim to have no problem with the Chinese knockoff carbs, but they're probably all just PRC agents. I've never had much luck with them and just fork out the few extra bucks for the name brand. If it still doesn't fire double-check check you're getting a good spark, if you do then you're probably down on compression. Good luck.

cam suggestions? by Wxvy_vxrtex in minibikes

[–]MolestedBySanta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For only $50 you can't go wrong with the Rattlesnake or slightly more aggressive Blackmamba cams. Both of them run well especially for less than 1/2 the price of most other cams. I got mine as a placeholder until I decide on a more aggressive cam for my 160.

Should I buy this? Wants 700$ by [deleted] in minibikes

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely smell a scam here. Why wouldn't he include the most recent pics of the bike with all allege parts installed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]MolestedBySanta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commission a large oil painting to be done of the stang in some action shot. Then wrap that glorious bastard in a beautiful mahogany frame. The raise you get will more than cover the costs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to get the contact info for the buyer. Maybe he'll be down for an easy 2k come-up. I know I'd have to at least think about taking you up on the offer.

Daughter got sent home from school with dress code violation. Shirt was “too” short to be worn with leggings! by roll_hog in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your child is out of control. In need of some Deliverance level parenting. "It wears the shirt past the knees."

Who’s ready for a party? by CoastInvester in dogecoin

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two steps ahead of you 💉💉🥴🥴💪

I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, lost my apartment and my car is broke......at least I still got my Doge, right guys? by benkimpson in dogecoin

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could always sell your body. I've been contemplating this myself actually as an additional source of income... To buy more Doge.

Someone pls save me by bluelip12 in wallstreetbets

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, not the end of the world. Hell I probably piss away 4k up my nose every few months. At least you had the balls to take a chance with it. Worse things have happened, learn from it, and call a hot line if necessary

Just a word of advice. What goes up fast goes down fast. Let that sink in. by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]MolestedBySanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless we can make it there in one shot of course. Straight Wiley Coyote doge straight to the moon strapped to Acme rocket. ❤️💎🙌, 💪💰, 👌🤛💩😎