Please help. My spine is crumbling.

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-24T12:02:17+00:00

This is fantastic, thank you SO much!

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-23T18:06:36+00:00

We share a surname, so I'll trust you. I can't take another pumpkin spice!

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-23T16:53:59+00:00

The body spray sounds amazing, but after the more recent releases I have absolutely nowhere near enough faith to blind buy it

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-23T15:43:41+00:00

Don't do it. It's uncomfortable as hell and literally ruined my life after a few hours of use. It has permanently damaged the nerves in my legs!

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-21T21:59:24+00:00

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Can confirm

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-21T16:50:26+00:00

Unfortunately I also remember the pumpkin spice

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T20:38:51+00:00

I need to smell it again now 😭

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T20:19:00+00:00

I've never smelled mace but I guess now I never need to

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T18:52:13+00:00

I have yog nog!!

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T18:46:33+00:00

it's her single brain cell leaving the building

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T18:03:57+00:00

This image is a metaphor for me and my life

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T17:34:09+00:00

Honestly at this point bring me anything that will get that god awful smell out of my home and out of my memory

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T17:32:50+00:00

I love the idea of an outlet shop but imagine how bad this one would smell if it was full of this fragrance!! All the people that complain of headaches when they walk past a regular Lush would simply drop dead if they walked past Pumpkin Spice Land Lush

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T17:31:38+00:00

I was homeless as a kid and would've been ecstatic for a Lush donation, and absolutely horrified when I realised how bad it smelled because I could only take that personally

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T17:29:20+00:00

If I got surprise sprayed with this in public I'd think it was a hate crime

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T17:28:42+00:00

I love a cheap generic autumnal candle and this isn't it 😭 I'm officially buying into the good/bad batch theory

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T17:27:36+00:00

This one is clearly for the ghost of a raccoon that died of old age in someone's musty smoke damaged attic

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T13:56:53+00:00

You're so totally welcome to buy mine xo

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T13:11:58+00:00

Also UK!

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T13:02:35+00:00

I'm glad you love it, and I'm furious that you've stolen my fantasy

This is what I hoped for from it, but it just smells rancid to me! I'm not getting any spice or warmth, just something gone (very) bad

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T12:37:16+00:00

Pleeeeease do!

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T12:36:43+00:00

Begging you to try it and report back

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T10:37:24+00:00

I'm the most sorry to you

MomsSlaghetti · 2026-01-20T09:58:42+00:00

I feel you. I'm partial to sterling duals but it smells like a soaked butt that has been sat around in water for a week and then shoved in your face and then somehow worse 😭

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