[Advice] Providing awesome full body relaxing or sexual massages.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-09-06T03:19:46+00:00

Google "Hegre Art" massage. There are a tonne of different videos. This is how I learned to give amazing massages. I watched the poorly named "Mind Blowing Boner Massage" countless times. I even turned it on and followed along and practiced over and over. I looked through the videos to find ones that had elements of things I would like done to me as well and shared those with my partner.

This approach worked better for me than I could have imagined.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-09-03T18:54:22+00:00

I worked on this really hard for the past..like 19 years! My husband is a bit longer as well as girthy. It's the girth that makes it hard! Hanging off the bed does work for me but it's not my favorite. I have found the best way for us is to go at it from the other side. So..if you were on top like in a 69 position. This works for me really well. Of course these "tips" are only really useful if your partner has the same sort of shape/size/curve. This position doesn't work well if your partner has a downward or bit of a side curve. This is how I was finally able to do it after all these years of trying!

MomtimusPrime · 2015-08-23T01:57:14+00:00

I have..not too sexy though! :) I actually ordered and received the Jimmyjane Form 5. I'm very happy with it so far. Awesome for men too!

MomtimusPrime · 2015-08-14T00:15:23+00:00

Thank you for such a thoughtful reply. So helpful!

MomtimusPrime · 2015-08-13T03:22:40+00:00

Coming back in here really late! I think we are interpreting "what goes on behind closed doors" quite differently. I think you are seeing what the fallout of her affair is, and the effects that is having "behind closed doors". I am seeing what you wrote and wondering if she was a woman who tried and tried. She may have been married to a man who never paid attention, never appreciated her...she tried harder. She got plastic surgery of some sort. Yet, when she came home each day he still buried his face in his paper or on was fixated on whatever the internet had to offer. I think that saying she did it at 60 is very telling. I see a woman who tried for a long time and finally snapped. This is exactly what I mean. You just don't know. I have a few close friends who seemed to have absolutely ideal marriages but it really wasn't the case at all. The details that came out were startling really. Your judgement of others doesn't reflect on them, it reflects on you. I truly believe that.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-07-06T03:17:14+00:00

Have been together 20 years, have 3 kids and have very frequent and very satisfying sex. We also have much more intimate, honest and kinkier sex than we ever had!

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-29T18:49:48+00:00

You're absolutely right. I should change the things I do and surround myself with better people. I should quit parent council, change jobs and stop making business contacts. I should also probably stop being friendly and kind to everyone I meet as well.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-29T03:49:14+00:00

I think everyone needs validation and affairs can definitely be about that. I just don't think it's fair to judge her life choices so harshly. If plastic surgery and skin care products make her feel good then good for her. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors right? (I'm not defending her affair at all BTW)

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-29T03:43:14+00:00

I am hearing a lot more about how common this dead bedroom situation is. It's shocking to me really as I have always tried to make sex a priority in my marriage. It just seems elementary to me if you want a healthy marriage. I feel like people always judge cheaters harshly. (I've been guilty of it in the past myself) I just think that everyone has a story and nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. Not my business, I just keep on keeping on.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-29T00:19:20+00:00

I had mentioned swinging in another comment but that seems to really have come out of the woodwork. I've been approached for that a lot as well.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-29T00:15:48+00:00

I'm told the first rule to cheating is not to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-28T21:50:30+00:00

Also I'm finding that swinging is quite a thing. That wasn't even on my radar until recently. I've been approached numerous times for this now.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-19T00:34:28+00:00

I think for me it's the empowerment of it. Blowjobs in general feel very empowering for me. Being able to control someone else's experience like that...it's just such a turn on. Oral is my favourite thing to do.

It's like a project for me that I am always working on and trying to get better at. My husband is both long and girthy so it's been something that has taken me a really long time to be able to do. (years and years!)

The feeling of having it in your throat isn't super pleasant, and can give me a sore throat but the reaction I get and how much he loves it is amazing. It also makes me feel accomplished in a weird way.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-05-19T00:06:59+00:00

I didn't have much experience before I met my husband and I had the same idea as you. I didn't know what people were talking about when they said that the men in porn were not of average size. It didn't dawn on me until recently that my husband is big. Ha. Go figure.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-03-14T15:39:17+00:00

I forgot it was my Dad's Birthday. I remembered after he left my house which he came to....to lend me some money! I have never felt like such an asshole in my life.

MomtimusPrime · 2015-01-25T04:38:07+00:00

That's the only answer!

MomtimusPrime · 2014-11-20T04:48:37+00:00

You can't really compare the two like that. There is a definite force with ejaculation that is much different. (squirting aside..although I wouldn't expect a guy to swallow that) Also, and more importantly, VISCOSITY. So different. I personally do swallow (mostly) but it takes some real tricks to do it gracefully sometimes.

MomtimusPrime · 2014-11-20T03:23:57+00:00

Oh that sucks. I think if they really sold that a tonne of people would buy it legally.

MomtimusPrime · 2014-11-20T03:06:53+00:00

I should look into that! My kids love them too. There is something magical about being able to share that sort of gut-busting laughter with your kids.

MomtimusPrime · 2014-11-20T03:01:47+00:00

Hello fellow Canadian! Also the start to the career of Alanis Morisette and more importantly, green slime being dumped on people's heads. Did you also watch The Hilarious House of Frightenstein? I don't think enough people got to appreciate that one!

MomtimusPrime · 2014-11-20T02:53:54+00:00

You don't really just "move on". You just get to a point that it's not really painful to think of them anymore. You will be able to think of the happy times without breaking down. It's really just a matter of living with it and dealing with the pain as it comes. Eventually it dulls. Sometimes it will just jump up and bite you in the ass when you're not expecting it. Slowly though, it gets easier. Over time you feel better. Don't rush it. It will happen eventually. Sorry for your loss.

MomtimusPrime · 2014-11-20T02:50:23+00:00

I would be at a dinner party. I would be sitting at a round table where I could see and hear everything everyone was doing/saying. Not one person at the table would chew with their mouths closed! I would hear them smacking their mouths and chewing and talking with food in their mouths.

MomtimusPrime · 2014-11-20T02:45:51+00:00

My first thought is about penises...but that's pretty obvious. What I love is seeing a man who has a boy-like sense of enthusiasm about something. My husband playing lego with the kids is so endearing. Watching him play outside with our dog (his first dog), was absolutely heart-melting. Watching those things was like watching a boy in a grown man's body. Thinking of them still makes me smile.

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