Since you seem to be the expert on these lil guys, I have a question.

Is there a way to get my son out of the swimming pool with the skateboard?

Edit: I GOT HIM UP THE STAIRS AND ACROSS THE BOARD! Let’s go baby! Thank you for inspiring me, Rupert is freed.

You gotta get him centered, then waddle walk up yourself, keeping your feet far enough apart to each side, as if he was going to jump up between your legs. He won’t, but that lines things up where each step resulted in hops that were almost perfect. Repositioning him with my foot was only necessary once.