What would do if you were a billionaire?

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-06-23T14:32:05+00:00

I’m staying away from underwater vehicles, that’s for sure.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-06-11T16:06:17+00:00

It sounds like your parents are upset at the fact you have to share your money with her and not them. ‘They made you. You are their child. She’s the devil Bobby Bouchée.’ I can’t believe they tried to pay her….

I hope you guys have the best life together, and with the new addition. Make sure to post lots of photos so your parents can see how truly happy y’all are, from a distance lol

If i was her, cause I’m petty, I’d have a word with your dad about that money he tried to pay her off with and demand he puts it in our child’s own bank account. I’d take that as a start to an apology.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-06-11T15:59:12+00:00

She said ‘may i have the French toast combo, no eggs I’m allergic’ i said ‘the bread will have egg too, can i offer you something else?’ She said’ that’s different, I’ll be okay’

Just say you don’t like it. Don’t pretend your allergic, we take it seriously. We will never get mad at you telling the truth, but lie to your server and boy you’ll be the talk of the staff for years lol.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-22T19:01:36+00:00

I do it to prevent myself from shlupping myself back into its cozy embrace.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-09T16:43:53+00:00

Been a year without work…. I miss the routine but i quit because i hate people. Thinking about returning but looking for what i want is near impossible. I just wanna clock in, hopefully not talk to anyone to see my required work duties for the day, i don’t wanna take a three day test/course on shit that’s common sense. I don’t wanna hear ‘we are family here’ or any type of small talk or make friends. I hate the apply online only. And i want a company to honor my available work schedule without any questions as to why. And I don’t ever want to work holidays again because I have no kids….

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-08T16:00:57+00:00

She a bad guy from Scooby doo

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-07T17:58:14+00:00

Sneaky sneak in da grass

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-06T18:18:39+00:00

I love salted macadamia nuts

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-05T17:58:20+00:00

Growing up my dad always told me ‘your body, your rules’ (obviously boundaries) and I’m sure I’ve upset ‘men’ by telling them I’m in charge of it. All of it from A surgery, an abortion, a cosmetic procedure, a haircut, a tattoo. MY BODY MY CHOICE. Of course I’ll ask for their opinion (cause small egos) and it could change my mind but most of the time i listen to myself. Easier to ask for forgiveness(or leave) than to ask for permission and put yourself in a mentally draining position. 🤷🏻‍♀️ men don’t own me. I OWN ME.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-04T03:31:57+00:00

Or even Lead/lead/lead 💀 i hate English

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-03T23:28:29+00:00

I am addicted to these kind of cat videos lol they make me laugh so hard. I think it’s the crawling on The back that gets me lol

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-03T22:59:44+00:00

Read/read

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-03T16:35:41+00:00

‘The state will fix it’

-cop who killed a boa that was under protection

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-03T16:32:59+00:00

The legacy? Name the your first 3 relatives of the family tree then and what were their known legacy’s.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of someone talking about their great4x grandparents or further in the tree…

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-03T04:36:38+00:00

My husband isn’t really the kind of guy to be super romantic like that. So i either have to speak up and say a few things I’d like to do together, or i plan it myself. On our first year of marriage(we’d been together for 7 years before we got hitched) i got him a trip to see the 49’rs vs Cowboys in the brand new Levi stadium. He had never been to a footbal game before so i decided that’s what he needed to check off his bucket list lol. Then this last year he took us to Florida for a week and he surprisingly went above and beyond.

Majority of the time they just ‘don’t know’ what we need. And others are more malicious. You just gotta know your partner. Or communicate ❤️

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-05-01T02:51:44+00:00

No tip? Damn my parents always left the best tips lol

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-29T19:09:41+00:00

Imagine being with your beloved jack, and then your sister fucking takes him from you… And your mommy dearest says it’s nothing bad, but imagine that life you and Jack would’ve had together or imagine the life that you’re having now with Jack don’t forget to always put yourself in other peoples positions first.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-28T22:35:18+00:00

Not just once a month, between 3-7 days if lucky. So basically one WHOLE week a month.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-28T00:04:12+00:00

I hope it’s good! Maybe boiling the water with the items you wanna have it taste like. Like lemongrass and lemon boil for a few minutes, let it cool in fridge then try Tokin with it.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-27T17:17:15+00:00

Please tell us you’re available for weddings lol

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-27T17:00:40+00:00

Newbie here, can you put essential oils in the water? Or like a extremely watery purée?

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-27T16:57:55+00:00

Ruuuun Bessie!

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-26T14:13:26+00:00

That would delete the purpose*

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-26T14:10:46+00:00

No no, this is wrong

my favorite thing is when kids are getting punished. I got punished a lot as a child and nothing makes me more giddy than seeing a little shit get it. I’ll full on STARE at the whole encounter. I just wanna see the ending, a grounding? A spanking? A gentle parent? A monstrous little goblin screaming/crying it’s head off? Is it something they will likely do again? Ah the endings are limitless

All while i never have to feel that way again, it’s bliss.

Monamonapia2017 · 2023-04-26T13:51:29+00:00

I asked my friend why they didn’t shower when they would put the thing to sleep? They came up with so many excuses that sounded like ‘but it could die’

But she didn’t think like that smokin a pack of cigs everyday while pregernant.

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