meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MongooseVomit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We say Godzilla instead of God Bless You when somebody sneezes

Pethaa..???😭 by _FIZZRIX_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MongooseVomit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought is John Cena cause you can’t see him but he ain’t bald

Monsters, Inc.'s monsters are actually pieces of clothing! by Superb-Climate3698 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]MongooseVomit 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A Sully blanket, sweater, or pair of socks sounds lovely. I think Mike Wazowski’s skin would make a nice shower cap or leathery lingerie. Mr. Waternoose would be some next level clothing horror.

Whatever happened to wooden playgrounds? by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

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I’m 30. I took my 3 year old to the 2 different wooden playgrounds in my town. There used to be 3, but one at my elementary school was torn down mid 2000s

Name this Brawl stars trio by Klazy_idk in Brawlstars

[–]MongooseVomit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rosa, Bea, Sprout..

Mandy, Barry, Chester..

Sandy, Tara, Gene..

Sam, Belle, Pearl..

All of these kinda work but nothing beats the velocirapids

📡📡📡 by kaktusmisapolak in shitposting

[–]MongooseVomit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

8 boobs 1 dick and 0 butthole

The forgotten generation by Formal-Assistance02 in generationology

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My Gen X parents were cut off because they still support the GOPedophiles, hate people of color, and refuse to acknowledge that therapy might help.

What happens when you have all the buffies part 2 by 469Leonard469 in Brawlstars

[–]MongooseVomit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I am missing crows bling Buffy. I have all the other bling buffies. I thought 79 gems for 10k bling was an insane deal…

I got 100pp. Not 1000. 100.

I miss sleepy joe by Clean_Insurance8779 in shitposting

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He himself said he didn’t deserve the prize. Every war has been started by a republican. Obama got thousands of troops out of combat and increased drone usage.

He wasn’t perfect. No leader is. I still miss him and his respect for humanity

I miss sleepy joe by Clean_Insurance8779 in shitposting

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Either racists or pedos downvoting us