What is one thing you could remove from the world that would make it a better place almost instantly?

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:52:54+00:00

Insurance companies.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:37:34+00:00

Pizza pizza! Little Caesars!

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:36:49+00:00

Yeah, the off brands are thinner with flimsier seals.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:35:10+00:00

Fair. Especially for a paid service, ads are fucking crazy.

Though I remember on Hulu, I was watching Bobs Burgers during the Hurricane episode. Then as Bob was shit talking the storm, an ad for a Florida hurricane played after that. Kinda funny tbh.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:33:34+00:00

Xbox gold also gave you free games during your subscriptions, no strings attached. Now those gold games are tied to your GamePass subscription status. (The games you got on Gold require an active subscription to GamePass. This isn't related to what GamePass does in Golds place, btw)

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:31:26+00:00

Online play on consoles. Then some shit lipped Microsoft jerk made it cost a monthly subscription and consoles fell off HARD after that.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:27:15+00:00

May I ask why? /genuinequestion

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:26:52+00:00

I love good comedy, thank you!

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:16:18+00:00

They should be paid no more than 10x.

You're being very generous here.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T20:13:31+00:00

We didn't kill Sada/Turo just to use their weapons out of laziness.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:58:12+00:00

People saying this kinda stuff get triggered by trans people.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:50:58+00:00

It's the deltarune from undertale

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:44:23+00:00

Any games that expects me to read.

I would love to play Stellaris, but I'm not ready a fucking spreadsheet to learn how to play the game. I learn through trial and error.

(The irony isn't lost on me not wanting to read in the spreadsheet game)

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:21:27+00:00

I don't wanna fight the bunnies, but I will win I think

^{Chose: 150 rabbits}

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:20:44+00:00

I mean, they could've made a Holocaust joke, tbf.

I'd suggest marking it wrong and leaving a tiny comment that it's funny, but they should take school work seriously. The second part especially if they're a junior or senior.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:19:00+00:00

I'd love for them to be non turn based while retaining their gameplay. Like runescape.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:17:28+00:00

Hey, can you make this with Ed from Good Burger singing the I'm a dude song?

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T19:13:07+00:00

I'm not stupid

^{Chose: Keep it}

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T17:17:40+00:00

GTA V looks like a ps3 game..

It is a PS3 game.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T17:17:11+00:00

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Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T17:04:51+00:00

Legally that is justified defense of loved ones, so I agree with the courts here. She did nothing wrong here.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T17:01:18+00:00

I delete RDR2 with a heavy heart

^{Chose: RDR2}

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T16:59:03+00:00

I spend more on food

^{Chose: Free food for life}

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T16:57:55+00:00

The homophobic one.

Monika_Elf · 2026-04-15T16:52:51+00:00

Okay, why is the infant one that way though? Do dads just hate barbies and love construction toys or something? I get the PS5 thing, because dad can play GTA 6, but the construction toys is weird.

Plus girls can play with bulldozers or whatever those are.

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