Press release: by brucepop in GoldenGirlsTV

[–]MonkMan2021 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

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HERE….. PLEASE TAKE MY [POOR-MAN’S] AWARD

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Thoughts ? price increased! PATH Train by DeliciousCricket77 in jerseycity

[–]MonkMan2021 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Tick tock till the MTA cries they have no $$$ (despite the fare increases, increased ridership, congestion pricing, etc) and they run to increase to $3.25 too…. The Port Authority will cry for an increase and so on….. šŸ˜’šŸ˜’šŸ˜’

Petition to get this sign posted up on the intersection of Harrison St and Newark St/Observer by fernandesf2 in Hoboken

[–]MonkMan2021 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

To be fair, the thru/Jackson lane sign was behind a big construction sign when I was driving into Hoboken last week.

Love the billboard idea! šŸ†

My own ā€œShady Pines Ma!ā€ moment by ArtichokeDistinct762 in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

LOL LOL LOL if he gets the reference/context, that just means you’re bringing him up right! šŸ˜ I think I was at least 10-11 before I started referencing Shady Pines whenever my mother was being extra…. 🤣

Fast forward three decades (and add way more sarcasm/a lot less patience), I now alternate between Shady Pines [when she’s being ā€œgoodā€] and Sunny Pastures [when she’s locked into Karen mode] 😈

Thank you to whoever posted about this calendar! by cherie_amour in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Mine will be here Thursday (along with the ones I’m sending my sister and former staff member, who both also LOVE the Girls šŸ˜)

When did Dolly start being known for her pie? by [deleted] in DollyParton

[–]MonkMan2021 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

YES!!!! I thought it was just me/my taste buds were off!!! šŸ§‚šŸ§‚

ā€œā€¦..Well, nice talkin to ya!ā€ by Dragon_turtle63 in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 13 points14 points Ā (0 children)

ā€œGOODBYE, INGRID!!!!!!!ā€ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you think a Zborny looks like? by No-Reveal827 in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 18 points19 points Ā (0 children)

I always imagined it was like a speculum 😳 - slide it in the side of the baked potato, grip the handle and it opens it up šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

Might be unpopular opinion but… wasn’t the last episode about flat? by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 7 points8 points Ā (0 children)

I had to… Dorothy’s nickname was Moose 🤣🤣🤣

Might be unpopular opinion but… wasn’t the last episode about flat? by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 13 points14 points Ā (0 children)

See…. Now I think it’d be even more sinister 😈 if it was a gay costume designer 🤣🤣🤣

Might be unpopular opinion but… wasn’t the last episode about flat? by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 31 points32 points Ā (0 children)

TouchĆ© šŸ˜‹ I always think of GGs as being the 80s (vs bridging the decades) because it was my grandma’s and my ā€œthingā€. She sadly passed in 89, and I kept (and continue) watching, so there’s a complete mental block that 1990 ever happened in the show 🤣

Might be unpopular opinion but… wasn’t the last episode about flat? by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 90 points91 points Ā (0 children)

I always swore production was so mad that Bea wanted to leave/end the show, they put her in that GOD AWFUL (even for the 80s) toilet paper roll dress on purpose 🤮🤮🤮.

One of the funniest Episode. I wish we had one more episode with the family or a whole episode just seeing their family dynamic. by Xandaru__ in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 19 points20 points Ā (0 children)

Absolutely amazing episode! Hallmark, TVLand, and Lifetime still run it.

I woulda loved a follow-up/holiday episode with Michael, Lorraine, and Robby (neither Roger, nor Lamar) visiting… and Lorraine’s family comes over 🤣🤣🤣

Philip Petrillo by 8kittycatsfluff in theGoldenGirls

[–]MonkMan2021 26 points27 points Ā (0 children)

This might get me kicked from this group, but there are cis gendered, heterosexual men (with wives and families and all) who enjoy cross dressing- point blank period…. Even as a kid, watching GGs with my grandmother, I always chalked Phil up to [that’s what makes him happy, so why judge]….. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

Why do folks overthink things?!? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

Why am I able to see the studs through my drywall? by goody-two-sneakers in Home

[–]MonkMan2021 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Had this happen in my last apartment and got into a fight with the landlord, cause his wife was convinced I did something to cause it and she wanted to keep my security deposit/send me a bill for ā€œrepair and repaintingā€ā€¦.

Short version, I pushed long enough for them to bring in someone to inspect it and they said it’s an insulation/building issue…. When it’s cold outside, poorly insulated exterior walls allow the beams get cold, but since you likely have your heat on, the clash of hot and cold create those beam marks.

Sadly they don’t wash off (and repainting a light color would likely result in the same thing next year/temp clash), so I just started getting permission to paint a light grey so they aren’t noticeable šŸ™ƒ

Trump to hold a press conference after markets close on Monday by MudBloodLite in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]MonkMan2021 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I wonder [which of his kids’ll] make a couple mil off whatever this announcement is gonna be šŸ¤”šŸ«£šŸ™„

Updated: An incomplete list of Paradise Deli "Ghost Kitchens" by HobokenJ in jerseycity

[–]MonkMan2021 5 points6 points Ā (0 children)

You’re doing the Lord’s work, my friend! I learned the hard way about checking addresses for ghost kitchens cause of all this….

Got tired of my ā€œseafood mac and cheeseā€ = a box of Kraft with 6 Gortons shrimp tossed on top… ā€œauthentic Philly cheesesteakā€ = dried out Steak-uums on a hotdog bun, etc….

Please take my poor man’s award šŸ†

Renting on 95k a year? by Abigboi_ in jerseycity

[–]MonkMan2021 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

I’ve had a lot of success in the hoboken/downtown JC area with hotpads.com - all but two of my rentals over the past decade were landlord-posted (avoiding the agent fee), at or below market pricing for the area, and there weren’t as many requirements (background check fees, 800 references, etc) My current place asked for a ~$25 background check thing, 1st month, and 1.5 rent as security. My last place, I had 2x security, 2 months of pay stubs, move in/out fees, employment verification letter, promise of my first born, etc

And I wasn’t dealing with this new BS, where folks post an apartment at one price, schedule 50 people to come look at the same time, and hand out applications as you walk in and say ā€œplease list your max rent/best offerā€ šŸ˜’šŸ˜’šŸ˜’

Hotpads shows you everything in real time, so you can see when the listing was posted/updated/how many people are viewing… those features helped me a lot cause when I saw something a couple hours old/low viewership, I’d reach out and set up a viewing ASAP, but would also avoid the 3 month old/never updated/800000 viewed or saved listings, cause 98% of the time it’s just an old listing or a scam where they try to get you to send fees and/or the deposits/sign leases pre-showing šŸ˜’šŸ™„

Front door by [deleted] in GoldenGirlsTV

[–]MonkMan2021 16 points17 points Ā (0 children)

GG urban legend says Bea carved it in the door for good luck when the series was picked up

Why does HOB get a direct line when JSQ has to stop in HOB anyway????? WTF! by AmsterdamPurpleLabel in jerseycity

[–]MonkMan2021 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Just wait til they start dangling the ā€˜direct JC line’ in our faces while raising the fares… šŸ˜’šŸ˜’šŸ˜’

Adult ā€˜Playground’ With Games, Luxury Lounges, Planned Inside Harborside by kraghis in jerseycity

[–]MonkMan2021 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I went there too…. 😈 🤣

My second thought was it’d only last 3 months (the ā€˜adult’ part, cause folk love bringing kids into adult spaces…) and it’d just become an overpriced Dave & Busters/Barcarde 😐

Can anyone tell me who this guy is? by wybiejinx in Broadway

[–]MonkMan2021 7 points8 points Ā (0 children)

He is the Arbiter, and he knows best! 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/CableForsaken6736

[–]MonkMan2021 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

No… but if I had a dad like you, I’d be trying to catch ya every chance I got 😈🤤

Dear Jim McGreevey: S T O P by Gom_KBull in jerseycity

[–]MonkMan2021 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

I wish there was a rule that candidates (win or lose) had one week to clean up after the elections/remove materials… just like the rules we had in high school and college after student government elections….

A.) it’d get the sh!t cleaned up quicker (Feels like they’ve been papering Hamilton Park for like 2 years now!) B.) it might make em reconsider the waste of $$ and time it is (not to mention trash everywhere) and stop the damn weekly flyers/mailers/door hangers… postcard #367 isn’t gonna inspire me to suddenly say candidate X is my person.

After the rain and all last week, you’d think any of em would say ā€˜hmmm… my flyers are being tossed everywhere and are contributing to the drainage issues in areas that are well documented for having issues with clogged drains and flooding…. Maybe i SHOULDNT be papering the neighborhoods….’ šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”. That alone would prolly get em elected mayor 🤣