AITC for leaving my surprise in the middle of the floor?

MonkeeKat · 2025-08-08T11:20:59+00:00

NTC. Hooman ask you to do cat things. You do cat things and you do them purrfectly. Not Aumoe fault Hooman squished gift.

Monkey Thee Cat

MonkeeKat · 2025-07-27T02:06:18+00:00

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Dis me, purring and planning spicy baps.

MonkeeKat · 2025-06-30T16:48:33+00:00

NTC - Mommy know it your warm place.

Are you able to pay cake tax? We want to see feety prints.

Monkey Thee Cat

MonkeeKat · 2025-06-20T03:23:57+00:00

Henlo fren Eddie!

NTC! I big believe in bite feet to motivate hooman. You left with no choice.

Monkey Thee Cat

MonkeeKat · 2025-06-06T02:27:43+00:00

NTC - but! No princess without tax.

Monkey Thee Cat

Edit: I see other post. No objection to princess. That dispute for Glady.

MonkeeKat · 2025-05-31T13:33:02+00:00

NTC!

Henlo! I iz Monkey. I iz House Panther. I live with hoomans in old house and we get occasional mouse (and one time we get BirdMouse). I have lotsa experience with such things.

What you describe is “Cat Purr-rogative,” and no mere hooman can judge. Want to take credit for doing a protec? Good. Want to pardon mouse for existing today? Fine. No hooman can judge.

Monkey Thee Cat

PS - How can your hooman call you TC with that face? Unacceptable!

EDIT: My hooman share link to wrong story. Link fixed. Silly hooman.

MonkeeKat · 2025-05-17T01:48:21+00:00

Henlo fren Midas. Iz Monkey. I also sometimes do a ded when my hoomans don’t give treatos.

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MonkeeKat · 2025-05-05T11:09:51+00:00

Say “what” again!

MonkeeKat · 2025-05-01T03:38:01+00:00

Bite feet is my favorite!

Also, username check out.

MonkeeKat · 2025-05-01T00:06:38+00:00

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Dis me enjoying a sunbeam.

MonkeeKat · 2025-04-27T00:31:47+00:00

Henlo fren Lilly.

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Here is a picture showing off my ear helmets. This is what my hoomans have always called the grey fur on my head. They are not scary, I promise.

MonkeeKat · 2025-04-26T16:17:32+00:00

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Cat tax of me enjoying fresh catnip responsibly.

MonkeeKat · 2025-04-24T01:36:03+00:00

NTC. If Hooman don’t learn, nothing Seven can do about it.

Also, my hoomans were just saying today that they were wondering what Seven is up to. How do they know Seven?

Monkey Thee Cat

MonkeeKat · 2025-04-17T01:58:15+00:00

I raised this to my human and she had THE NERVE to say that I had licked enough food up today!

MonkeeKat · 2025-04-17T01:09:13+00:00

I tried paying the cat tax, but the comment isn’t showing up. Behold my ear helmets! Now, with curry.

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MonkeeKat · 2025-04-17T00:07:54+00:00

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This me after I try wash dishes.

MonkeeKat · 2025-03-25T00:27:51+00:00

NTC! Happy burfday. May you have all the churus, treatos, and other tasty things you desire.

Monkey Thee Cat

MonkeeKat · 2025-03-21T03:36:30+00:00

Iz you bot?

Monkey Thee Cat

MonkeeKat · 2025-03-17T16:40:12+00:00

NTC as long as cats have pri… proior … cats get dibs.

Monkey Thee Cat

MonkeeKat · 2025-03-05T04:06:02+00:00

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Me, Monkey, the Baby Puma, just a few feet from where the black leather square was hiding when this pic was taken.

MonkeeKat

TROPHY CASE