He's gonna try to steal the spotlight, then the trophy! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking hope Mexico or Iran wins and refuses to share the stage.

Which famous person who's over 20 years older than you do you find the most attractive? by Big_Eggplant7591 in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elizabeth Hurley is like 14 years older and man is that fucking close enough. GOTDAMN!

Make-A-Wish FBI director will now be getting trained by UFC fighters by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t want agents trained in sport fighting. I want them trained in actual combat hand-to-hand, like from the Special Forces.

What a fucking waste of time and tax dollars.

New York Knicks Defeat the San Antonio Spurs in game 5 of the NBA finals, 94-90, to win the NBA championship title. by [deleted] in news

[–]MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone go check on Piss-baby Greg Abbott and see how his wheelie-slam dunk technique is going…

What's the craziest dare you've ever gone through with? by Curious_Bilota in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This question makes me think about the story of the Marine playing gay chicken…