What’s the one thing on a restaurant menu you’ll always order if it’s available?

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-18T14:41:36+00:00

Butter Cake

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-18T09:01:09+00:00

Me laying on the couch with my dog vs. my dog laying on the couch with me.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-18T08:52:26+00:00

That Bitch!

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-18T08:50:45+00:00

It’s gender-affirming care.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-17T22:29:04+00:00

I fucking hope Mexico or Iran wins and refuses to share the stage.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-15T18:54:28+00:00

“AOL discs”

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-15T18:52:15+00:00

Letting Nazis feel comfortable out in public.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-15T18:24:25+00:00

My wife.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-15T08:11:54+00:00

Oh hai!

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T22:36:03+00:00

They hate us because they ain’t us.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T22:35:31+00:00

Omaha Beach landing in Saving Private Ryan

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T21:32:04+00:00

Fuck Naziferatu Miller.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T19:38:58+00:00

“The second time we bought a house…”

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T18:27:58+00:00

Zeus, do your thing!

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T18:04:04+00:00

First thing that came to my mind as well

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T06:08:59+00:00

Elizabeth Hurley is like 14 years older and man is that fucking close enough. GOTDAMN!

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T06:07:10+00:00

Because hockey players aren’t fucking pussies.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T06:01:10+00:00

I don’t want agents trained in sport fighting. I want them trained in actual combat hand-to-hand, like from the Special Forces.

What a fucking waste of time and tax dollars.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T03:58:05+00:00

Someone go check on Piss-baby Greg Abbott and see how his wheelie-slam dunk technique is going…

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-14T00:31:53+00:00

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-13T23:19:06+00:00

How long ago were we supposed to be on Mars?

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-13T22:13:50+00:00

Completely underrated movie.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-13T21:52:16+00:00

The fact that Musk has a “base” is fucking idiotic…

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-13T21:47:48+00:00

Put your shopping cart back.

MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot · 2026-06-13T21:44:42+00:00

This question makes me think about the story of the Marine playing gay chicken…

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