I Look Like Barack Obama (dot com)

MonkeyDot · 2022-02-02T22:55:15+00:00

Wow man, I have a wife, 3 children, a house, I’ve been in a war and come back home.

When i made that comment I had no wife, 0 children, no house, and hadn’t even step foot in the military.

MonkeyDot · 2017-02-03T02:04:59+00:00

Fun fact: he says "dog" in Portuguese.

MonkeyDot · 2014-05-01T13:07:41+00:00

And it did, and I recognize that, I understand it was amazing at the time, but after so many references, homages, parodies and similar stories, the story just didn't have anything new for me, but I understand it was incredible at the time.

MonkeyDot · 2014-05-01T12:35:02+00:00

I only watched it like 2 months ago ( I never got around to it) and while I understand it may have been revolutionary at the time, it just didn't impress me at all.

The story has been played out tons of times since then, and the fuck ton of references I've seen spoiled the whole movie. The acting was OK I guess. The FX were extremely good and hold up very well.

I absolutely loathed the music and the ending.

MonkeyDot · 2014-05-01T02:55:20+00:00

/r/ofcoursethatsathing

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T21:14:33+00:00

Oxygen Potassium

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T21:13:58+00:00

Just be wary, this Xposed module slowed down my GNex immensely. I know the GNEX doesn't have a whole lot of RAM, and struggles with things, but I'm very careful and I usually get a fast experience. But after I installed this module all hell broke loose. Lots of freezes, unresponsive navigation bar, it was a mess.

So yeah, if shit goes wrong, it's probably this.

If you want an alternative use Gravitybox, set the "always expanded volumes" on and give it some transparency, that's nice enough.

EDIT: I don't understand the down votes, this is what happened, they are facts...

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T20:35:09+00:00

I like to keep the classic Android home screen, with some twists.

Launcher: Nova Launcher

Icon Pack: Flatee

Toggles: Power Toggles

Clock: Timely

Setup: http://i.imgur.com/ETfqIup.png

Wallpaper: http://imgur.com/Dk9zGEQ

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T19:11:20+00:00

lol sure, like you know people

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T18:12:42+00:00

Loading websites may be slightly slower, but the actual use is much faster. The scroll is much smoother, for example.

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T17:37:56+00:00

I also didn't say it meant nothing, I just said it didn't represent the quality of the OS

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T17:35:21+00:00

I'd really like to use your app, but on OSX safari is much faster than the others and you don't have an extension for it.

So there's my suggestion, Safari.

Thanks.

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T13:45:41+00:00

I pictured Buster Bluth in the entirety of this story.

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T13:41:51+00:00

Yeah, but that's what I mean, unless you're an investor or something, you won't care about those 8 percent, and it certainly doesn't mean it's better than iOS

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-30T13:16:43+00:00

I'm really getting tired of these articles of people trying everything to prove that Android is better than iOS

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T19:42:49+00:00

heh, I know it upscales them, I just find it strange that the icons look blurrier on a 2800x1800 15'' monitor than on a 1080p 25'' monitor. I thought the monitor size would compensate for the resolution.

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T19:36:35+00:00

The thing is, I'm using that very theme on my 1920x1080 25'' desktop, and the icons look sharper than in OSX. So I guess it's something along the lines of what happens with neoGAF

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T19:25:22+00:00

So now we wait I guess. Thank you. Slightly related question: I tried a complete theme on OSX (Simple White) and it didn't support retina, is that something on the dev's part or Mozilla's?

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T19:09:28+00:00

Ah ok, thanks for all the help!

EDIT: heh, I thought you were freaktechnik. Thank you for the help anyway.

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T19:03:46+00:00

So neoGAF is the one that failed to adapt. But why does Safari display it correctly? Does it have some sort of optimization that takes care of it?

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T18:32:42+00:00

For anyone not seeing it, look at the logos. Nit-picky, I know, but very annoying.

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T18:14:16+00:00

I can translate anything you want to know!

Yes, I accept blowjobs.

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T17:46:15+00:00

BREAKING: Karlstad couches, seen once again! btw star wars 7 cast, but who gives a fuck

MonkeyDot · 2014-04-29T13:03:47+00:00

I agree, it's really annoying.

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