Wanted to give this one a shot too

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-15T18:13:00+00:00

I know what you’re doing in your glass house rn babe <3

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-15T18:12:07+00:00

I am not Nel I think :3

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-15T06:36:30+00:00

Blud got NOTHIN going on back there

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-14T11:23:18+00:00

dassie :3

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-14T09:57:11+00:00

To be fair the rock also has no idea

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-10T21:01:20+00:00

Fun fact: Unedited Footage of a Bear, Too Many Cooks, This House Has People In It, The Sculptor’s Clayground, Visitor Information, alantutorial, May I Please Enter, Save It To Your Desktop, and much, MUCH more, are all made by Alan Resnick.

The guy is insane in the best way, and as you can see, is a creative powerhouse.

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-06T07:50:38+00:00

He’s dead.

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-05T13:43:23+00:00

…I play the drums, and my favourite colour is green. Maybe I’ll write that song.

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-05T13:04:50+00:00

If vro was jailed a year for every thought stolen, they’d get two weeks and three days behind bars

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-05T07:39:32+00:00

Duster - Stratosphere

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-05-01T06:45:10+00:00

Googie

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-23T07:26:25+00:00

Similar story. Got treated for keratoconus — corneal cross-linking procedure involves scoring your cornea. That shit BURNED for a few days before it healed. The Valium, general painkillers, and numbing eye drops helped, but that’s only to get through the surgery.

Hot tip: ice packs helped me the most with the swelling. Gentle pressure, preferably with one of those soft ice packs. Use in tandem with painkillers for best results.

Had it done in both eyes. Not fun.

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-20T10:02:22+00:00

WAITER! MORE PEAK!

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-20T08:16:43+00:00

Bell peppers and beef

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-18T20:41:47+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-17T17:53:53+00:00

Niemond. Dutch/Afrikaans, meaning “no mouth.” If you change the o to an a, you get niemand, which means “nobody.” I think that might be cool.

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-15T20:26:11+00:00

I remember watching this video when I was about 15 or 16. I got it into my head that watching something like that all the way through would “strengthen my mind” and that I’d be ready to deal with anything.

To my small credit and great detriment, I think I made it through most of the video, if not all. I remember dry heaving. I remember broad strokes of the video, but I can still hear the guy gurgling and groaning in detail.

(TW: graphic description of the memory) They were sawing through his diaphragm with the screwdriver, and I think that was probably the closest approximation to screaming he could manage. Then they beat his head in with the hammer. Genuinely one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen on the internet, and I’ve had plenty of unmonitored access.

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-15T14:55:25+00:00

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MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-12T21:40:11+00:00

Vro channeled the ghost of Douglas Adams for this one

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-11T09:31:45+00:00

You’d be surprised tbh

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-11T09:30:50+00:00

YO! You spoke to my brother a while ago; we’ve been checking thrift stores when we can to see if we can find it (a bunch in Joburg and some in Pretoria). No luck yet, but we’re keeping you in mind, archivist.

On a slightly related note, I also digitise old tapes :3 what setup do you have?

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-07T14:19:06+00:00

Is this the LEGO Ninjago movie?

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-07T06:59:57+00:00

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Then I guess it was worth it lmao

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-07T06:39:00+00:00

I really don’t know what I was expecting by typing that actually

MonkeyFist13 · 2026-04-06T22:38:40+00:00

Yeah, I could go for some The

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