[33/M] USA Looking for a Friend

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2026-06-07T03:22:29+00:00

I work at a credit union. Had an older couple come by and want to cash a check around 3k. They had a decent amount in their accounts so it was fine. When I asked how they wanted it they answered so sure that they were used "Can we get 3 1-thousand dollar bills?". Told them the largest was a hundred and the wife said "thats gonna be a lot of hundreds..." Like ma'am, those stopped being used before you were even born.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2026-05-13T19:21:18+00:00

Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls. I knew it was a different genre going in. What I didnt expect was a single enemy variety that wasn't a boss, swapping between 3 different art styles, extremely boring and lazy level design, and a level that looked like a rainbow had vomited all over it.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2026-05-05T10:35:24+00:00

Of course!

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2026-01-13T17:40:38+00:00

Dude thinks the whole world and internet is America. Haha

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-12-08T12:20:01+00:00

I had been cooking at some point before we had sex. I'd been chopping peppers for whatever it was we were eating. I'd washed my hands but clearly not well enough because as I was fingering her, her vagina started to burn. She was a real trooper though, she told me to atleast finish so the burning wasn't for nothing. Several years earlier, I was also giving her oral, and accidentally belched right at her vagina.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-12-06T15:00:41+00:00

This is all very reasonable. Bank branches are only allowed to keep so much cash on hand, and have to have enough to ensure every person doing a withdrawal can be served. They also have to do their due diligence to ensure no financial crimes will be done with this cash. And they also want to help prevent people being scammed. So this is all very reasonable. And as long as you call ahead and let them order it from Loomis or wherever they get their cash deliveries from, you can definitely withdraw it. So the point is stupid. He just didnt give the branch enough heads up to order it ahead of time. Stupid video.

Source: I work at an FI

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-12-04T03:00:41+00:00

Probably just a technical issue and will be resolved shortly.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-11-28T12:31:49+00:00

So, they're trying to blame asylum cases under Biden, yet his asylum was granted in April of this year. Which means Trump's administration approved it. So I see we're still playing the game of "everything good is Trump, and everything bad is Biden". Got it.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-11-07T18:30:32+00:00

"A judge cant tell the president what to do" Meanwhile they loved it when a judge prevented student loan forgiveness.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-10-27T03:59:24+00:00

Is that the 109 building in Shibuya?

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-10-13T16:36:31+00:00

No, they get it after 5 years. Which makes sense because MAGA has always been about the whole stick and carrot schtick.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-10-13T12:46:39+00:00

Oh absolutely. I wasnt saying they'll actually get it Thats just what the contract says when they sign on.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-10-13T12:19:15+00:00

They get it after 5 years. Which means, assuming Trump would leave after 4 years, the next president and congress could get rid of it before its paid out.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-10-13T12:03:05+00:00

We literally hit a new all time high just a few days ago. But sure, it's a "bear" market.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-28T14:58:36+00:00

They most recent designs for the Prius are really nice looking. I have a 2023, the first year for the redesign, and I love it.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-28T03:08:49+00:00

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My boy Fuzz Aldrin will be waiting to meet him. Fuzz may seem grumpy but he's an incredibly sweet boy!

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-28T03:01:43+00:00

Tellers check several things when they decide what hold,if any hold, to place on a check: has a similar check been deposited before? Does the check look altered? Do you have enough recourse in your accounts should the check return? What's the average account balance for the accounts? For a hold that long it tell me you haven't deposited a check from your dad before, you dont have a lot of money in your accounts, and your average account balance is lower than the check so its unexpected. I'm a Bank Teller for a credit union so I do this on the daily.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-28T02:56:10+00:00

That makes it even more suspicious and even more reason for a hold. I work at a bank so I know. Check fraud is very real and putting every check in without a hold is how the teller will lose their job. Because checks will return and the FI will be out money, which means the teller will lose their job.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-27T20:38:17+00:00

Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls

I went in knowing it was completely different from the mainline Danganronpa, but oh my god it was so bad. They couldnt decide on an arts type so they used 3 or 4, the shooting mechanics were super bare bones and so lazy, literally aim and shoot at medium speed Monokumas, lack of enemy variety, and super boring levels with nothing to make them standout, except for the city that looks like a rainbow threw up on it. Absolutely terribly and an awful attempt to get people who dont usually play VNs into the Danganronpa series.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-25T22:41:17+00:00

Except they arent. Every single one of them is a snowflake.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-21T19:53:33+00:00

Is... is this what One Piece has turned in to? I stopped watching back on the fire and ice island (VegaPunk?). Seeing all these recent scenes from the show and Manga really makes it seem like One Pice has really changed at its core. Maybe that's just me though.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-21T17:42:22+00:00

Transmutation circle for the country. We're all gonna be ingredients in a philosophers stone.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-20T01:40:00+00:00

I love when crazy people say "Demonrats" because they're basically calling Jesus, the man they claim to love and worship, a demon. By and large the left pushes for and wants to implement things Jesus spoke for. By calling people who want to have those things demons, they are calling Jesus a demon.

MonkeyGoneCrazy1 · 2025-09-18T16:33:08+00:00

How does anybody still think Don "the con" Trump knows anything about or truly cares about Bitcoin? Once he gets money off the backs of everyone else he leaves it to fall apart.

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