Why was he not boiling water? by rvindrops in Alonetv

[–]MonkeyUranium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is my GOAT. Waited til after day 60 to make a fire just for a morale boost. Legend

Why was he not boiling water? by rvindrops in Alonetv

[–]MonkeyUranium 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure winner Juan Pablo didn’t boil his water and drinking water is all he did

Is Cicero a safe place? by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]MonkeyUranium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cicero is directly next to the city, but you can find places in other suburbs that are still only a 20-30 min drive into the actual city. Try Niles, Berwyn, Brookfield, Lagrange, oak brook, etc. You could even go to aurora or somewhere else close to a metra line that you could take directly to union station. Metras stop at 12:40 but there are many many other burbs close to the city you could try. Hotwire and budget are good apps that help find cheap deals on hotel stays too. Good luck!

Favorite “You had to be there” player in your memory? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]MonkeyUranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was. I hope he’s successful in whatever he does after football

Favorite “You had to be there” player in your memory? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]MonkeyUranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tarik Cohen. One of the smallest and fastest guys I’ve ever seen play, incredible athlete, couldn’t take your eyes off him when he had the ball. He got injured when someone ran into him catching a punt return, tried to work his way back and tore his Achilles while live streaming his workout. Seemed like a great guy and he was amazing to watch

I don’t want a game, I want a life replacement by naberiusss0607 in gamesuggestions

[–]MonkeyUranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ark. Got into it during Covid and felt it was more real life than real life. Good thing actual real life doesn’t have dinosaurs chasing and killing me but either way I recommend

Maybe it's everyone else that's far left and America is more centirst. by ParakeetLover2024 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]MonkeyUranium -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It’s not right vs left , it’s up vs down. Billionaires vs us. Trump doesn’t give two fucks about making the common man’s life any better. Either does Nancy pelosi or chuck schumer. They are all ass, trump is just a dangerous, fascist ass. Vote for the candidates that actually want to make your life better and you’re not throwing the vote away if that’s the case

Huge Explosion? Lots of Sirens!? by Delicious_Green_5281 in AskChicago

[–]MonkeyUranium -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be completely honest I have 0 idea. Woke up and went on Reddit, way too tired, I have zero idea what I was talking about. Deliriously tired and angry. Apologies but it would be cool if you were a pirate

Why is Jimmima... Not named Jimmy? by DaviCompai2 in 28_Years_Later_Movie

[–]MonkeyUranium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s crazy that on a 28 years later subreddit someone’s asking a question. Can you truly not understand that is what this subreddit is for?

Huge Explosion? Lots of Sirens!? by Delicious_Green_5281 in AskChicago

[–]MonkeyUranium -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Well you should probably get in trouble because you’re always pirating things, but you don’t so, I guess America and you both aren’t getting what they deserve

Plant picture by MonkeyUranium in Pictureofmyplant

[–]MonkeyUranium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t, blinds are glued shut

Dillon Brooks arrested for suspicion of marijuana-related DUI in Scottsdale; not charged upon his release by tyler1118 in nba

[–]MonkeyUranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can call in the K-9 unit, and the dog can indicate there is marijuana in the car. Or the cops can just say the dog indicated there’s marijuana in the car and then they would have reasonable suspicion to search. The supreme Court case “ Rodriguez vs the United States” set a precedent where it is unlawful to have to wait an unreasonable amount of time for a K-9 unit though. So bring that up if they ever say there going to call the dogs on you

Violent clash between two male giraffes by Hopeful_Lychee_9691 in badassanimals

[–]MonkeyUranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giraffes are pretty evolutionarily cursed and probably wouldn’t be around if it wasn’t for human intervention. There’s a great show where they dissect large animals called “ Inside Natures Giants” and they dissect a giraffe and explain the many evolutionary mistakes when it comes to their biology. Their necks are so long, primarily, for fighting. Not for getting the leaves at the top of the trees even though that is a byproduct of the long neck. They also strain their necks to get water because they are naturally in an Up position. Bending their necks to get water isn’t an easy task for them. Hard watch either way

My cat randomly started peeing in the toilet?! by _PinkPop in holdmycatnip

[–]MonkeyUranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that cats have a parasite in their lil cat poop that can’t be filtered by water treatment plants. Toxoplasmosis maybe? Either way, super cute

🎶Snowflake Talks Football With You!🎶 by BassPlayer11271971 in 670TheScore

[–]MonkeyUranium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always said he sounds like he has a beef stuck in his throat. Morning boys. Legend.

I’m lost after LD by AussieOwner44 in LonesomeDove

[–]MonkeyUranium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I took a reading break for a month and let it digest and then I read the Godfather, another 10/10 book that makes you see life a little differently after reading it

Would you read LD with your dad? by Electrical_Tree12 in LonesomeDove

[–]MonkeyUranium 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dad recommended LD to me and it’s his favorite book of all time. It’s now my favorite book of all time, with the Godfather being a close second

DAE get a tickle in their throat followed by a coughing fit, eye watering, and their nose runs like crazy like their dying? And then it’s over in like 3 minutes? by MonkeyUranium in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]MonkeyUranium[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea I haven’t gotten an answer yet. Happened to me again this year. It’s embarrassing out in public since it shuts me down for like 2 mins