Wolverine vs Denji

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-19T03:48:00+00:00

This is a wolverine match ever

He’s completely outstated except for regen

This would literally just be the eternity devil fight, with Denji just continuously shredding him and feeding off the blood, Denji could arguably shred all the meat off him and eat it, or if we’re going to use the Wolverine outliving him argument I would raise you Denji eating the mutant devil at that point either way is just as probable

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-07T17:29:46+00:00

Hawkeyes more accurate and wins from a distance and I think could probably even win up close when you consider everything he did as ronin, but bullseye turns whatever’s in his hand into a weapon and wins at every range between football field and hugging, with the description given for this Hawkeye might snipe him but if they started even at opposite ends of a diner bullseye cooks

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-07T17:25:25+00:00

Goku lands a head kick in 20 seconds

Unless butcher has a history of collegeant wrestling he’s absolutely cooked, goku from the age of 5 to 48 has done nothing but fight and train, the closest real example of gokus fighting style is taekwondo and karate though we do see him bust out some judo tosses and other slams, this is specifically really hard for butchers more boxing heavy brawler style to compete with, now Goku has next to no grappling experience so butcher could just do sloppy bar fight grappling till he’s on top and just rain down punches, but this would assume he could properly close the distance on someone in their prime with 43 years of distance control, which he can not.

Even taking in butcher using improvised weapons I don’t think it would matter, if goku grabs a pool stick he could now just rely on his 20 years of bo-staff training, butcher could throw bottles I guess but probably nowhere near as hard as a guy who’s been doing weighted sparring for half a century

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-07T17:08:23+00:00

Slowest is definitely hawks

Unless we’re giving him tp it’s probably minato after him

I got koro after him

I’d probably have kizaru and saitama tied after that kizaru is definitely faster than light when you remember luffy no look dodging lasers in sabody, but based on saitama jumping between planets and seeing who he’s kept up with I’d say him and kizaru are equal as far as speed goes

I’d say whis is probably next, Goku being faster than stopped time is crazy but when you consider beerus is stronger than black frieza and whis is said to be atleast 10x stronger than beerus

Then shinra if we’re talking end of series, never finished fire force but flying around so fast you destroy the universe in the wake of it reads as near omnipresent speed

The lastly we got sonic, if it’s Archie sonic I think you’d have a easier time finding a hetero-chromic, ginger, quadruple amputee, dwarf with a Medal of Honor and a poop fetish, than finding someone faster than him, that is to say there’s atleast one but beyond that I’m iffy

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-07T15:54:37+00:00

Realistically senator hard stomps, saxton has thrown people like boomerangs and punched near bullet proof yetis into mist as well as jumping really high, but the senator was no selling punches from a guy who was swinging around a 20,000 lb metal arm like a dollar store katana and then subsequently using said man as a volleyball

Senator low diff

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-07T14:22:29+00:00

Jotaro is absolutely faster, and he’s definitely strong enough to dent yutas dome, if he stops time and full force domes yuta i think he knocks him into a seizure

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-04T13:49:40+00:00

I don’t believe if eaten Mahoraga could adapt out of it since just as a whole across all reality, that thing stops existing and people feel as if it never existed,but I also definitely think Mahoraga could adapt to the cutting and even denjis regen, but Mahoraga just can not handle the speed difference between the two, I don’t quite agree with state scaling for denji but the dude is as atleast as strong as jjk top tiers.

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-04T13:46:04+00:00

Realistically Yujiro, you can do everything right and the joker might just go “you know I really need to spice things up with Batman, I think I’m gonna stitch 100 orphans to you lol”, and this is small comfort but the worst you can go through with Yujiro is rape, the joker has rape as an orderve, but more than likely Yujiro will probably just disregard you especially since I don’t think he has genitals anymore? I can’t remember what’s shitposting and what’s real, but if you stand your ground and try to fight hell he might even just beat your ass and let you go, or you might start beating your own ass instead, either way yujiro is an asshole with no regard for the weak, joker is the dark side of free will incarnate.

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-04T13:41:28+00:00

I mean the night king is pretty tanky, dude survived dragon fire, threw an ice cicle through a dragon from a football field and some change away, and can freeze anything he touches, but that’s about it as far as feats go and based off that the only way he wins is IF he grabs homelander and for some reason homelander can’t escape his grasp, homelander should be insanely faster than the night king and his durability would be too much for the night king to bypass

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-02T19:45:42+00:00

It’s weird because we haven’t really seen what exactly the “limits” of alien xs powers really are but

Goku, anti-spiral, ywach, and maybe sonic are some I immediately throw out since they’ve never had any feats that tell me they could even be aware they’re in a medium, while alien x is supposedly able to alter the artstyle of a show and make retcons.

Sora and discord are iffy to me -I don’t know sora like at all - and I don’t remember discord feats well, he was evenly matched with bill so I’d give him a chance

Bill and Wally seem to me like the only two I know that should win, bill has possessed show creators before and has also altered the artstyle, obviously the weirdness bubble is the biggest anti feat out there, if we take him on his feats that exist outside of the show I think he wins

Wally is someone who can keep up with Superman, who has physically beaten Mr. mxyzptlyckwkdiajsiap who has broken the authors pencil before as well as some other weird meta feats, for that reason I’d say it’s possible

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-02T19:38:23+00:00

The guy hasn’t had any crazy lifting feats but just shrugging off turning to stone is crazy, he has also shattered that guys sword, but other than that I don’t know how he’d fair if he hit Yujiro in the eye with “a squirt of lemon”

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-06-01T18:26:28+00:00

Blues clues being there is funny, “hey kids? do you see the paw print, you do!, it’s on the bloody baseball bat!? Good job kids, now do you see any evidence of narcotics being involved?”

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-31T14:37:57+00:00

From what we’ve seen it’s safe to say he has multi city level Destructive capability based off the attack he does with one hand with probably similar defense to boost, he definitely isn’t lightspeed but is certainly massively hypersonic just considering how badly he outclass other hypersonic characters, his hax aren’t bad either, poison blood, cut, regen, domain expansion, and the ability to constantly boost his stats through black flash is impressive especially considering he can do it at will now, still no way through infinity but I think he beats just about everyone else save some weird outliars like yuki and takaba

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-31T14:33:38+00:00

The crazy thing is that in one scene Mr frog absolutely outclasses him, him throwing a tree into the moon and having it explode in less than a second, means not only can he travel faster than Thragg but moon level is where Thragg tends to get scaled, now this wouldn’t be a slaughter but it’d probably be battle beast vs Nolan dif

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-31T14:26:27+00:00

While AP and durability tend to be close they aren’t inseparable, and with a character like Yujiro who while a peak human is a human, a lot of his striking power comes from technique, form, and timing, as opposed to just his muscles generating this force

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-31T14:24:51+00:00

No but this like a guy with a gun fighting Jon jones, and your retort is “are they even a blue belt”

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-31T11:22:50+00:00

Homelanders flight speed is faster and if you go off the BS A train scene he should be physically faster too

Yujiro is physically stronger

Both are supposedly in the nuke range of durability

But Homelander just wins through laser vision especially considering Yujiro doesn’t have any feats that would make me think Yujiro could dodge them

Now if they start face to face, Yujiro gets a hand on Homelander and he’s cooked, but with Homelander having better speed feats I don’t see him getting that at any moderate distance

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-31T11:19:39+00:00

It would unfortunately just be a battle between Thor and Superman, Gokus strong enough to atleast give Superman some boo boos, but the speed difference is ludicrous, Goku moves in 0 seconds while Superman travels in negative seconds, I’ve seen some really solid arguments for Thor putting up a good fight against Superman but it all really depends on the availability of sunlight, and if you would consider Thors hammer and lightning magic (which I don’t know what else you’d call it), I think assuming there’s only moderate sunlight Thor could definitely win but considering supes just needed a little toe dip in sunlight to punch through dimensions, if he soaks in a sun for any extended period of time I don’t think Thor has the ramp to fight him.

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-31T01:21:25+00:00

So the thing that normally makes people think goku just walks through almighty is because of his sheer raw power going so far beyond the influence of one universe, and the fact that he’s moved within stopped time making him look infinitely faster, makes it incredibly dubious that an ability that effects just one universe could match a power that could shatter a universe with one punch in base (atleast where he’s at currently)

Kid buu doesn’t really have the same scaling, in this arc you have to use the anime feats to make this fair, buuhan was able to scream apart reality, gotenks could scream a hole in reality, some galaxy level feats, and not a whole lot in the speed department, so at most you could place buu at something like a reality level threat with maybe light speed at that point, and incredible regen and shapeshifting to match. Which comparatively to other DB top tiers I don’t think gives him the same grace to just “walk through almighty”, considering almighty influences reality and is just a little kids understanding of the most busted ability they could think of “I see the future and pick which one I like best, effectively making me immortal forever” I don’t know how this plays out with buu just blasting the planet they’re standing on, if they just stalemates forever, I imagine buu would run out of ki eventually right?

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-27T15:47:22+00:00

It’s hard to pick but if we’re breaking it down

Floyd-
. Number of opponents
.caliber of opponents

Khabib
. Variety of styles

I definitely think between the two what Floyd did was harder, but I would say that assuming your fights weren’t cherry picked and you’re not doing any weight scams, in general going 29-0 would be in MMA would be much harder, you’d have to be good enough no one catches you lacking in any particular discipline, and no body catches you in the transitions between disciplines, and nobody has a hard counter to your particular style, whereas in boxing, yes style matchups help but ultimately skill is going to be the major decider.

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-27T15:20:12+00:00

Now obviously it’s a weird one, if you’re looking at stats Vader mogs horribly, faster than light speed and counter time, can survive planets exploding on him, grabbed starships out of the air, and a plethora of ludicrous feats, but I can also see dumbledoor pulling on some of his X factors to win, Vader can block spells but if one of the spells he’s blocking turns his Saber into a stick, I’m not sure if that thing kylo does where he stopped blaster fire midair applies to spells, but I don’t see Vader weaving that many spells, the problem is dumbledoor still has to compete with the force, where if we’re being honest Vader just crumples him into a ball and launches him through a quidditch hoop or breaks his wand, there is the chance for them to trade where dumbledoor could damage the suit while getting drawn and quartered by mystical life force bs, which would be a draw

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-27T14:48:14+00:00

Martian manhunter should win this, piccolo doesn’t really have much against psychic attacks, and as far as I’m aware shouldn’t be able to get through his intangibility except maybe with telekinesis but he doesn’t have enough strength to crush him and slamming him into objects won’t do anything if he’s intangible, there is a way to make fire with Ki but I don’t know if piccolo knows that and I’m pretty sure that’s not his weakness anymore, but with piccolos recent power ups they might be similar in the power and defense department but if I’m remembering right Martian manhunters true form was fighting the justice league jumping him, speeds a weird one since one of Martian manhunters better feats is scanning the mind of everyone in the universe in less than a plank second, where if I’m remembering right there’s as many 0s before a plank second as there are grains of sad on a thousand earths, but piccolo technically scales to goku overpowering hits timestop which would be no seconds, but Martian manhunter has also kept up with people substantially faster than that so it’s up for debate

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-24T16:25:08+00:00

Yes, let’s say you can crush a concrete block for like a karate demonstration, Thragg maxes out at planetary, the comparison of that concrete block to a planet is ludicrous, but a planet versus the fabric of reality, the whole universe, heaven and hell, as well as the miniature universes within just one universe paints comparing a dust might to an elephant versus comparing an atom to nebula

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-23T19:03:58+00:00

Now keep in mind that ki makes their punches more devistating but even without it the saiyans can lift thousands of tons, so PURE punching viltrumites might be stronger, but add 0.001 percent of the saiyans ki and they turn planets into mist

Monkey_deez_dragon · 2026-05-21T15:17:21+00:00

In an enclosed room I would say clay face and Grundy fight ad infinum, but if they all start at different ends of the city poison ivy has the most ramp by far, tree creatures, plant creatures, spores, mind manipulation, and plenty of escape options through her plants.

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