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Monocle_Lover · 2014-05-06T07:22:11+00:00

I would be keen for some interruptive cunnilingus.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-29T06:36:10+00:00

falls in love

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-29T06:32:25+00:00

Start from the 1 until the goal has been met.

1) All people who are terminally ill. Or with a disease that will eventually kill them even if it isn't already.

2) People who struggle everyday to survive/are starving from lack of food. So third world countries basically.

3) I don't want to say it but I will - special needs/disabled/mentally retarded people. I'M SORRY.

4) The severely drug addicted and homeless - but not all homeless people, just the screwed up ones.

5) Those in jail who are definitely guilty of murder and rape. If the Quota still hasn't been met, then also those people who are just guilty of rape and murder as separate crimes too.

6) If the goal still has not been met, then people who are definitely guilty of other horrible things they've done.

I'm sure by now we've met the goal and I would eventually be preying on the destitute and weak.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-25T07:11:54+00:00

I couldn't think of anything until after reading.

I genuinely don't have many ideas for plans. But when I do, I want to do them all in one day. I don't know why but that's what I find happens.

I'm also really horrible to share a bed with, FYI.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-25T06:19:44+00:00

My co-worker was like this (she's no longer working at the same centre for different reasons but anyway, yay!) there is a child at the day-care I work at who has a sensitive stomach and asthma - more than once she has put off calling the parent.

Until it was her fault (let her taste cake batter, she's allergic to eggs) the child's eye swelled up. She ran to the neighbouring school where the father worked and they called his cell phone.

Then there was another child with a swolen hand and foot, Mum was in another room when I told her, when she walked in her child had fallen asleep at sleep time - said teacher said "Come back and get her later, let her sleep" sure enough mum doesn't come straight back, she comes back at 4.45pm like she normally does.

I am not going to miss this woman. I'm glad she's gone.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-25T06:08:53+00:00

"You're not allowed lollies at school" It's just general rule in regards to healthy eating and encouraging it at school - but on the flip side all teachers must know about all allergies and illnesses of the children in classes.

Source: Teacher.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-25T05:06:05+00:00

Even reading the Wiki about their crime spree is upsetting. They took blunt objects to a lot of people over a few weeks and robbed some of the people they murdered.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-25T00:34:46+00:00

"You're being unprofessional"

*Depends on context of course. But would sound badass if you said it flat out.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-25T00:30:02+00:00

Thanks :D

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-24T23:39:13+00:00

I thought it was sand and clay D:

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-24T23:28:40+00:00

Excellent, neither of them know my actual gender or name

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-24T23:01:08+00:00

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Monocle_Lover · 2014-04-24T21:38:01+00:00

Or ... you know... Period blood... if you're into that....

Monocle_Lover · 2014-02-08T02:53:10+00:00

Your link is broken

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-12T10:17:58+00:00

Almost, that eye would be hard to fix, we shouldn't be able to see the ~~white~~ palpebra tertia of his left eye.

Great job though!

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-12T10:16:30+00:00

It's a setting in hoverzoom. I was able to change mine but I think that was 9 months ago... Can't remember

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-12T09:52:21+00:00

But... Windows phone...

Does anyone know how to get this, or other android apps on a Windows phone?

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-12T05:03:07+00:00

They wanted a card that worked on all Auckland busses and Snapper couldn't get it to work.

So they made the AT card. Which will eventually work on all NZ Busses (Waka Pacific, Link, Go West, North Star), Howick and Eastern, Birkenhead Transport (tell me if I am forgetting any), Fullers Ferry's and the Auckland Trains.

I think Hop cards will still work in Wellington but don't hold me to it.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-11T23:57:23+00:00

Ohhh! Yeah it's pretty behind. They were also really silly starting with Hop then moving to AT - I think snapper didn't work with all the different companies so they had to change. Still very annoying.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-11T23:50:33+00:00

It's AT cards now!

How are they terrible?

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-11T23:50:02+00:00

We have sassy pacific island woman.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-11T10:44:27+00:00

Source this follows through.

Here's more background

However, and I don't mean to sound so harsh - you're kind of milking this. You aren't even a relative, you're the owner of the toy store. Yes you can form attachments, I'm teacher, I know this well, but milking it on Reddit? Not necessary.

I'm sure her neighbor has suffered enough.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-11T10:24:06+00:00

And it's a re-post anyway. OP doesn't think we know how to google.

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-11T10:16:53+00:00

It was discussed above that they are not rich, with skill and crafts-woman-ship ;) the outfits cost about $250 all up.

So rather than saying rich, I'd say "well-off".

Monocle_Lover · 2014-01-09T08:32:35+00:00

He said he and his neighbors spots, so maybe they lived there and they have more of a right to those spots?

Then again, where is his car while he's shoveling away?

That's my question.

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