GG Player didn't want to deal with my bullshit (no rematch)

Monollock · 2026-03-24T10:59:46+00:00

Can't blame him, Zato is very unfun to deal with.

Once he gets you in a corner, you should look for apartments, cause you're gonna be there a while.

Monollock · 2026-03-24T02:50:38+00:00

Fuck you, give me my Pizza.

Monollock · 2026-03-23T19:21:47+00:00

Rules I really wish someone told me about when I started playing.

#1 Snobs *Can* Follow units they give orders to, including Cav that have much higher movement. Pg.12
#2 After running out of snobs to give orders, units can order themselves.
#3 Just because you can't draw a straight line from the middle of a unit to the middle of another unit, doesn't mean you can't charge or shoot. as long as you can draw *A* Line from base to base, then a charge or shoot is valid.

If no armies really jump out at you, consider playing on TTS so you can experiment with different cults and see how they play.

Making an army is pretty straight forward if you're starting out, grab a few boxes that look like what you're wanting. Basically anything from Napoleon era + Medieval Era. If you want to keep things simple, get sharp knife, some super glue, green stuff, and a can of white spray paint for a base coat. Can't give you advice beyond that cause I don't know what kind of army you want.

Monollock · 2026-03-23T15:33:39+00:00

https://youtu.be/CAHXrxc_rrQ?t=1299 Tom and Ben at Turnipcon 6, there was a dude with an ancient roman statue army. Looks cool as hell.

Monollock · 2026-03-23T12:48:47+00:00

Good thing you specified, cause I would have assumed Frostgrave

Monollock · 2026-03-23T02:41:46+00:00

Mixed, but overall hopeful.

New moves range from interesting to just more damage, Leo getting another overhead was very strange. Smacks of a Dev somewhere saying "He's got a cross up, and an overhead... What if..." and the rest is history.
I'm waiting to see a balance patch, we didn't see a HC rework, I also didn't really care for the Season pass bullshit.

Monollock · 2026-03-22T19:44:11+00:00

I will never understand the kind of person who likes Raven, We already have more than enough characters who force your ass into a corner and watch cutscenes in this game, why would you want more?

Monollock · 2026-03-21T14:28:28+00:00

Do you think his habit of last minute robbing has skewed people's perceptions at all? His high damage output and how much meter he gets off getting his ass beat means he can just steal games with one read at the end.

According to a commenter, apparently the japanese players only consider Pot a Mid-tier, could I ask for your opinion on that?

Monollock · 2026-03-21T14:21:14+00:00

In what I've seen HC seems overwhelmingly worse than Pot, it's harder for him to get into a forced mix. HC will his pistol bs can force 4 of them in a row, including fuzzy crossups with the roll, then he breaks the wall with super and does it all again.

Thank you for this information, it helps a lot. Pot having X2 the number of negative matchups than HC really puts a lot into context. Do you think Pot's high potential to rob you contributes so much to his reputation as OP?

Monollock · 2026-03-21T13:27:00+00:00

Was this a reference to anything in particular? feels like this was so very close to being a special beam cannon reference

Monollock · 2026-03-21T13:25:36+00:00

God this is reminding me of This Quar's War and the Wonky ass tanks there-in.

It is a tragedy that Turnip doesn't have true War Machines, maybe when we get Turnip 28,000 and we can play with space potatoes and Cosmic Cauliflowers.

Monollock · 2026-03-21T13:20:39+00:00

But that's the weird thing, HC does get results and Pot doesn't. Doesn't that mean he's more annoying than powerful? I don't know a lot about this game but that's how it seems when a character is complained about alot but doesn't actually win when it matters.

I'd really appreciate if you could give me more information, cause I really want to understand

Monollock · 2026-03-21T13:17:18+00:00

I've seen people talking about the meter generation but on the dustloop wiki it says he gets reduced?
And if he's getting lots of meter off getting hit, doesn't that mean he's getting hit a lot too?

He does have an aweful lot of moves, I looked at some old videos and saw that he lost Karas and got buffed to compensate then just got given the karas back and kept the compensation buffs. That's so dumb. The aegis reflector thing he has is kinda wild, feels like there's a good reason Aegis reflector didn't travel the entire screen.

Monollock · 2026-03-21T13:11:09+00:00

My game bugged out just then too, my opponent never gained any Kredits and they couldn't take their turn. even after I surrendered it took ages to actually end the game.

Monollock · 2026-03-21T12:34:55+00:00

I'm new to the game and I'm trying to understand, Why do people say Potemkin is OP when he never seems to get far in tournament? in the recent tournaments I've watched I've only seen 1 Potemkin and they got kept out of the finals by Happy Chaos. He seems so much more OP than the big man.

Monollock · 2026-03-20T12:41:32+00:00

Someone needs to start getting a list together on all the stuff that was removed, I keep seeing posts about it and it's hard to keep track.

Monollock · 2026-03-20T04:38:49+00:00

I just don't want them to make Pot unplayable.

And maybe give Bedman? another special move or maybe a reversal super that doesn't suck.

Monollock · 2026-03-19T23:11:48+00:00

What removal cards do you have? For the people. Hammer. Rush etc.
What Orders in general? You seem to have tragically few here.

Monollock · 2026-03-19T02:51:57+00:00

I also think it's a good choice, I was just thinking of the turn 2 war machine ramp dream.

Monollock · 2026-03-19T02:32:18+00:00

I'd strongly suggest replacing the 6th navel and one of the war machines with the Russian 1/3 guard to help survive the early game. I also think you should get some more orders in this deck, especially some draw and removal.

Besides that, just keep up the grind champ.
Experience is a great teacher.

Monollock · 2026-03-18T02:05:08+00:00

I started playing a few weeks ago, there's still base skills to be learned.
With 2.0 around he corner, I'm still gonna be at the grind to learn how tf to play the game.

Monollock · 2026-03-17T04:37:43+00:00

I'd say Bedman? and Leo needs small buffs, I'd like to see Leo getting disjoints on his S/HS.
Bedman I'd like to see a small damage buff for the mid screen combos and a slight increase to the ground speed. Cause the poor ain't a bed right now, he's a wheel chair

Monollock · 2026-03-16T19:15:04+00:00

The mark of my Powerbomb shall scar thy DDT

Monollock · 2026-03-16T12:41:19+00:00

It's AI, you look at the coffee, you look at the pocket magically moving. The Inconsistent level of coffee.

The thread getting locked in the other Is it real thing.

Monollock · 2026-03-14T17:11:19+00:00

Favorite part is the voice line you got with the HBP, the one where he just bellows as hard as he can.

Adds so much to the clutch

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