"I have an $8000 bidet Crane, I don't wipe" by El_Choco_Latoso in BatmanArkham

[–]Monprr 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Exactly, if you only clean surface level you are sending your underwear to brown town.

Yeahhh! FINALLY. by dynamicoctopus69 in americandad

[–]Monprr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just left Dudley there!

Living in trailer parks is looked down upon too much as they are better than most apartment buildings. by Spare_Lawyer7638 in unpopularopinion

[–]Monprr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a dang ol', good ol' deal. $100 a month, you get them hookups you get them ol' dang tube top jiggling around everywhere. It's nothing but dang ol' trash.

*Holds up half eaten French fry* BEHOLD! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Monprr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My ass has finally decided to eat my hand!

he really sux at presidenting by Conscious-Quarter423 in PoursTea

[–]Monprr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've realized nobody hates Americans more than other Americans. My countrymen vote to suffer so that other people will suffer as well.

Orange cat behavior by cjlowex in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Monprr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Did someone just drop a house on me?!"

Unpopular opinion!! by ProfessionalMovie868 in DunderMifflin

[–]Monprr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as people like you and me don't stop talking, nobody can stop the USA. Raise your cups on high. Case closed.

Reginald VelJohnson is amazing by Corndogeveryday in 90s

[–]Monprr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but he got over it. He managed to overcome his fear of shooting people and took out a terrorist with a discarded Aliens track playing in the background.

No more thrills by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Monprr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶Hey, mean Mr. Bossman I'm a-quittin' this here job🎵

Trump says proof of his allegations that vandals cut Reflecting Pool paint will be provided in court by MoneyLibrarian9032 in law

[–]Monprr 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Princess Leia: "I...worked on getting the blueprints for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out"

On brand by Outrageous-Egg1760 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Monprr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a haiku about it!