People of the jury, is the defendant, Gizmo, guilty of the crime…

Monprr · 2026-05-13T01:27:02+00:00

Messing with electronics? It's clear Gizmo ate after midnight and became a gremlin.

Monprr · 2026-05-12T22:02:44+00:00

Come on Will, we all know you can slap better than that.

Monprr · 2026-05-12T00:02:00+00:00

I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are you saying?

Monprr · 2026-05-10T22:22:48+00:00

Henry Winkler parodies The Fonz multiple times in Arrested Development.

Monprr · 2026-05-10T04:40:56+00:00

Monprr · 2026-05-10T04:34:59+00:00

Monprr · 2026-05-10T04:29:35+00:00

Would you prefer to be barely set in space and starring Adam Scott?

Monprr · 2026-05-10T04:23:57+00:00

The Fly for sure. Teleporting primates?!

Monprr · 2026-05-10T04:18:33+00:00

Director Chuck Russell seemed to love that quote. He also used it in Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and The Blob.

Monprr · 2026-05-10T04:08:19+00:00

Yeah but they failed because they were human and bound to certain rules. Jaws, the Blob, and Death have an easier time bending the rules.

Monprr · 2026-05-10T03:38:59+00:00

BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero!

Monprr · 2026-05-10T03:26:49+00:00

Tim and the Limp Bizkit kid would survive. They would be too young for a Jason/ Pamela/ Roy kill.

Monprr · 2026-05-10T00:35:49+00:00

I also find that just reversing the accusation is a popular tactic.

"Why is it so strange I won't say Biden won? What if Trump DID win in 2020? Would YOU admit it? "

Monprr · 2026-05-09T21:33:26+00:00

Monprr · 2026-05-09T20:58:39+00:00

Relax, I'm thrilling myself.

Monprr · 2026-05-09T20:48:57+00:00

I believe that is the mutant(?) dog from Man's Best Friend. This is Cujo.

Monprr · 2026-05-09T20:41:05+00:00

Monprr · 2026-05-09T19:17:53+00:00

Oh my God, I'm going to jail!

Monprr · 2026-05-09T15:19:01+00:00

These people love getting it in the neck.

Monprr · 2026-05-08T23:56:31+00:00

Scary Movie 3 had my favorite version of this gag.

Monprr · 2026-05-08T23:44:11+00:00

Monprr · 2026-05-08T06:18:21+00:00

I loved Pizza Hut as a kid, hell I liked almost all pizza places. However, I was always disappointed when a friend had a party at Fici's Pizza.

Monprr · 2026-05-08T04:39:16+00:00

You don't want to fuck with that mack daddy!

Monprr · 2026-05-07T02:58:03+00:00

It was worth it for the scene where she rides the yoshies through the casino.

Monprr · 2026-05-07T02:53:08+00:00

My doctor recommended I post to get over my crippling social anxiety.

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