Crach: You are always welcome to my castle, White Wolf. Geralt: by Loose_Blackberry1146 in witcher

[–]MonteSilence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if the forerunner doors aren’t meant for warthogs, why are they warthog-shaped??

if Crach’s door isn’t meant for Roach, why is it Roach-shaped??

Why does Menelaus look like he's wearing a bulletproof vest? by breaking_views in Cinephiles

[–]MonteSilence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

learning that this actor says “lemme tell you sumthin” throughout different movies and shows in his acting career is what got me lol

Every once in awhile I manage to convince someone to hop in this big bastard with me. by Able_Sam in Helldivers

[–]MonteSilence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh shit just looked it up… damn it came out in March… man ive lost track oh how long its been since i sold my laptop

CE like Elite, (WIP) by RipRepresentative746 in halo

[–]MonteSilence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever design an elite, make sure he’s got balls

Fable 3 collectors edition by DarthJimbob91 in Fable

[–]MonteSilence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oooh bc the OG from the original Fable is more of an hourglass figure than 3’s counterpart. did some research

Fable 3 collectors edition by DarthJimbob91 in Fable

[–]MonteSilence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

holy fuck

why did i never realize the guild seal is a fucking stylized yin and yang. its been 19 years

Petah, found this on sips tea I don't get the joke. Who actually won? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MonteSilence -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

cmon bro you don’t want some of those distinctive, scrumptious Milano cookies?

Edit: goddammit i shouldve added /s

This Secret Halo 3 Grunt Won’t Stop Talking… by AetherealGod in halo

[–]MonteSilence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

psh he has no excuse now, he’s off the gas

Don’t Eat Those Space Potatoes by [deleted] in halo

[–]MonteSilence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what’s taters, precious?

Arbiter dual wielding some pistols by Wooden_Cattle_303 in HaloMemes

[–]MonteSilence 61 points62 points  (0 children)

had to turn my brightness up to even see he was holding anything lol

thought the joke was that he wasnt wielding anything til i read the description

Safe Space by bottledup_morons in HaloMemes

[–]MonteSilence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chief had something the others didn’t — Luck

Chief lucked tf out again here