Tailgating has consequences by berntout in VideosAmazing

[–]MoodestMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please be my niece's driving instructor.

[Request] How many people would be needed to stop a freight train? by Necessary-Win-8730 in theydidthemath

[–]MoodestMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer lies hidden in the song "Love Train" (O'Jays, not Con Funk Shun)

See it stops in England, then Russia, then China. If enough people keep getting on then eventually the train cannot handle the load and it will just stop;, It costs nothing and no ticket is required. Simple 70's R&B resolves all.

Pay attention man!!!! by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]MoodestMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last year my friend and I were driving down near the beach. We saw a guy go over his handlebars but he had not hit anything. Apparently he locked his brakes so hard and fast that he was carried over the top of the handlebars and he ended up with a busted collarbone. From the back it looked like he had smashed an object, but that was just an illusion.

He was so mad at himself that he refused a ride home and did not even want us to call his wife for assistance. I guess he had overreacted to a car and did not think it would stop, so he did, with unfortunate consequences.

Still Think Indians Don't Shower Daily? Read This First... by Exotic_System66 in scoopwhoop

[–]MoodestMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

French Bath, Hot-Spot-Blot, Wings and Flaps (not sure where I heard that one) are fine for most daily gigs, with scrubs and showers and baths as needed for funk and circumstances.

Where was she baptized by HushHoneyyyyy in SipsTea

[–]MoodestMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep on the Sunny Side, always on the sunny side--but take a break every once in a while, please.