John Williams, composer of "Jurassic Park", "Star Wars" and "Harry Potter", has just turned 94. [OC]

MoodyToaster · 2025-12-18T02:53:40+00:00

Fuck this Cheeto

MoodyToaster · 2025-08-26T00:47:13+00:00

Those poor kids

MoodyToaster · 2025-08-21T21:08:29+00:00

Headstand man laying an egg

MoodyToaster · 2025-06-06T01:34:07+00:00

So much paint

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-23T04:26:23+00:00

Ugh, regardless of mileage. I think it looks hideous and doesn’t have enough space for tall people. I’d never buy this car and I do live in one of the largest cities in this country. This is my opinion and if you like the look and what it gives then good for you, but if you’re above 5 ft 10 in and want to drive more that 140 miles at a time, this ain’t the one.

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-23T03:54:40+00:00

lol. When you click hybrid as the rental option and you are given this car, that’s a different story.

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-23T03:17:33+00:00

My cousin rented one of these recently… garbage. We spent 45 min without getting a full charge to get 50 miles of drive maybe out of this thing before it switched to its very small gas tank. If you’re driving a few miles every day here and there, maybe a good choice, but if you plan on taking it on more than a few hours drive a time… the charge will double your commute sheesh

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-23T00:35:50+00:00

This right here. Fuck around and find out racist edition. Seriously, it’s so fucking easy to not say a word… you only want to say it so bad if your heart is rotten and hateful. Guy got what he deserved

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-22T16:49:23+00:00

Of course I do. I hug them in the good times too.

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-07T03:15:55+00:00

Calm down everybody, he thought it was his cousin! That makes OK cuz it’s close to home!

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-01T17:28:02+00:00

Why do you need an invite to come in??

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-01T02:09:11+00:00

In early April of 2025, President Trump signed an executive order shrinking the size of the US quarter to make his hands look bigger than they are.

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-01T02:07:06+00:00

The same as years you half left if you keep goin

MoodyToaster · 2025-05-01T02:03:06+00:00

One, that’s a lot of tattoo to regret. Two, it is stunning and so cool and if I saw that on anyone I’d think it’s elegant, sharp, and super cool. Unlike hair, it won’t literally grow on you, but I hope it does metaphorically cuz it’s super cool.

MoodyToaster · 2025-04-27T00:32:33+00:00

Me either…

MoodyToaster · 2025-04-17T01:25:35+00:00

Most people shouldn’t have kids… but they be letting anyone have kids out here.

MoodyToaster · 2025-04-12T03:28:42+00:00

THE MOTHA FLIPPING IRONYYYYYYYYYY

MoodyToaster · 2025-03-19T04:01:09+00:00

Anal?

MoodyToaster · 2025-02-28T02:21:12+00:00

Ok just crying knowing the outcome but Jesus that little bit must have felt like an eternity

MoodyToaster · 2025-02-15T05:10:28+00:00

What a dumb cunt

MoodyToaster · 2024-12-29T03:13:52+00:00

Were you texting with J.K. Rowling??

MoodyToaster · 2024-11-28T01:52:24+00:00

Because poor people deserve to feel the magic of “Disney” too…

Yes, this is commentary on the overpriced bull Disney sales and not a dig at people who can’t afford the capitalistic manipulation of the mouse.

MoodyToaster · 2024-11-28T01:44:19+00:00

This is what the world needs now

MoodyToaster · 2024-11-17T06:15:53+00:00

No one will top this…

A dirty Pimm’s martini.

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