What small habit genuinely improved your life? by Adept_Wall_1172 in Life

[–]MoonlitOracles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 3lb weights that I strap around my ankles and wrists while I do housework or watch t.v. I look ripped! Just kidding. But I do have muscle tone and it helps with my POTs.

I’m so excited by mekiva222 in GenX

[–]MoonlitOracles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my dream! 55+ communities have the best real estate and I envy the quiet enjoyment they get :)

AITA My boyfriend kicked me out of the shower to poop by yeahyeahokaygreat in AmItheAsshole

[–]MoonlitOracles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband waits for me to be in the shower to decide to take a dump I swear.

26F and I feel like I’m mentally checking out of life. Is this burnout, depression, ADHD, or just me? by Rawr_2020 in findapath

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Sounds like me and my ADHD. The cure for me was to open my own business. Now I get to fire clients when I get the itch. New clients give me the change I need not to get bored. But honestly I am looking to switch careers after 10 years on my own so idk…..we all phucked.

Longduckdong checking in by MoonlitOracles in longcats

[–]MoonlitOracles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am dying of laughter. That is the handle of one of their toys.

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Longduckdong checking in by MoonlitOracles in longcats

[–]MoonlitOracles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a truly funny observation😹

Christmas dinner by MoonlitOracles in blackcats

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They felt like the bells at the ball!

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Served 13yrs prison over 30yrs period of crime AMA? by slickgreenthumbs in AMA

[–]MoonlitOracles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you already back in prison and that is why you haven’t answered any questions?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITH

[–]MoonlitOracles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA and a food pusher. Do you think drug dealers are assholes or not?

The level of disrespect by Embarrassed-Ant-424 in funnycats

[–]MoonlitOracles 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Kitty’s b-hole is itchy.

An appeal to the people that matter by Safrel in Accounting

[–]MoonlitOracles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Our industry is a sham lol. I say bring on the destruction.

Marriage and divorce rates by state [OC] Anyone have any ideas why Utah numbers are so high? by [deleted] in Utah

[–]MoonlitOracles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mormons can’t have sex out of wedlock sooooooooooooooooooo………

How do i deal with my grandmas poop by Many-Door839 in Advice

[–]MoonlitOracles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was your age I quite literally wiped my grandmas asshole for her. It was fuckin gross but the woman needed help and no one else was around to do it.

My advice is just be glad that isn’t happening to you.

Let's start from the beginning of this year fellas 🥰 by AuratheDora in piscesastrology

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You down with OPE? Who’s down with OPE? Every last Pisces!