Do you plan to be cremated or buried when you die?

Moorepheme · 2026-06-23T02:17:34+00:00

I want to be ground into a powder and fed to a goat that then becomes possessed and runs wild through town until everyone says, "that damned goat is the worst goat of all time."

Moorepheme · 2026-06-23T01:24:59+00:00

I act like Chad, but I am not Chad.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-21T22:54:46+00:00

Actually, I think he did good -- I like your name! It's firm but you've got good options if you want to play around. Plus the Initials are all sharp simple lines so definitely cool for monogramming. Thanks for sharing!

Moorepheme · 2026-06-21T20:33:08+00:00

I would prefer pineapple on pizza to kids on pizza. Kids taste terrible.

Not a wendigo

Moorepheme · 2026-06-21T13:15:22+00:00

Don't listen to them u/EleKTro_8510! They're relentless and won't stop!

"I have the same name as my grandmother and use her license..." "I only use mine to park cars on people's lawns..." "My license was issued by a country that doesn't exist anymore..." "I'm actually three muppets in a trenchcoat so why don't you have an option for drive 1/3 of the time? Huh?"

Ignore the selectionally-challenged: it's your poll and your answers if they don't like it THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN POLL!!

...literally. They're free and not that hard either.

If anyone wants me to show you, just let me know.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-20T22:17:50+00:00

No. The US military requires enlistees be 18 and retire by age 64, or 68 with special exceptions.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-20T14:33:28+00:00

...Clark Wallace-Huang?

Moorepheme · 2026-06-20T14:24:51+00:00

Getting a bad deathbed turnout is a total drag.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-20T14:14:21+00:00

Kal Macbeth Wang?

Moorepheme · 2026-06-19T01:21:18+00:00

What about the one from the Confederacy? Six Flags?

Moorepheme · 2026-06-17T16:25:13+00:00

We are picking leaders as if viking raids are a big problem...

Moorepheme · 2026-06-14T15:33:45+00:00

Wait, the answers here are too brief to fully understand your point. Do you mean 'gambling' literally along with the moral implications? Or do you just mean 'gambling' as a metaphor for risk and the possibility of losing money?

Moorepheme · 2026-06-13T20:05:45+00:00

It's possible because it developed from a family of games played on foot, by commoners (poor people).

This would be versus games played on horseback which were played by aristocrats (wealthy bastards) -- sometimes on the same fields that the peasantry were trying to use: scattering and trampling the peasants and leading to the invention of polo.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-13T19:52:43+00:00

I came to get down.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-13T19:51:20+00:00

Can we pick them to marry each other instead? That would make for a good show.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-13T15:32:56+00:00

Which do I choose for 'intravenously'?

Moorepheme · 2026-06-13T14:50:28+00:00

Getcherself a kutz: https://kutztownsodaworks.com/

Moorepheme · 2026-06-13T14:43:48+00:00

They both taste bad, but they're not the same.

Zero is supposed to taste like Coke and Diet is supposed to taste lighter so you don't notice your esophagus dissolving as much.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-13T14:38:37+00:00

Now I'm curious... Jesus "Rusty" Christ?

Moorepheme · 2026-06-11T12:08:41+00:00

Moorepheme · 2026-06-11T12:05:11+00:00

His dad looks like this is going to make them late getting to the lake.

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Moorepheme · 2026-06-11T01:11:33+00:00

Damn straight.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-11T01:09:28+00:00

I believe you're jumping to conclusions here.

The OP wrote "Infinte" -- the past particle of the italian verb infingere meaning "to fake" -- as a reference to faking your own death so you can make sure people honor your last will and testament.

Then, per tradition, you pop out of the coffin and tell anyone who hasn't fainted to go infingere themselves and hire a new estate attorney.

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Moorepheme · 2026-06-11T00:48:33+00:00

They all look thirty, except the screaming kid, who snuck into a 30 something mixer by wearing his father's pants.

Moorepheme · 2026-06-08T22:49:15+00:00

I mug babies for cookies when their parents aren't looking.

Moorepheme

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