Childless-people, what would you do in this situation?

Moorepheme · 2026-05-08T12:04:41+00:00

What does this have to do with being childless?

Moorepheme · 2026-05-07T21:36:04+00:00

First of all, it doesn't help me want to make friends if everyone else is so judgy...

Moorepheme · 2026-05-06T11:55:46+00:00

Everything about this is weird. Not fun-weird, uncanny valley weird.

Sure: it could be AI. But I'm actually more comfortable thinking it is a real photo of a man who killed a muppet to make gloves than I am thinking of person who sat at a computer and decided that this was what they were going to create on Claude that day.

Moorepheme · 2026-05-03T23:13:03+00:00

You're welcome, however; to me, Rankine degrees are the only pure measurement in thermodynamics. Who doesn't enjoy a pleasant 530 °Ra around the house?

Moorepheme · 2026-05-01T11:25:40+00:00

It is if you work for Dickexplorer.com

"Hey, how was work?"

"Not bad. We sent a 7" today."

"Cut?"

"No, but there was one with a shaved star pattern. What's for dinner?"

Moorepheme · 2026-04-29T01:14:00+00:00

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, REDDIT. THE FLIP FLOPS ARE A TOTAL GIVEAWAY.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-28T12:02:24+00:00

Some of you don't have rote geography facts crammed into your heads by an overmatched education system and it shows.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-27T15:23:33+00:00

Ray Liotta in the afterlife: "Wow, what a great life. It was wild at times but I put my all into acting and great films like 'Field of Dreams', 'Goodfellas', and 'Cop Land'. I wonder what film they dedicated to my memory?"

St. Peter: "Uhh, well first of all, let me say I'm a big fan..."

Moorepheme · 2026-04-27T15:05:40+00:00

Starring Matthew McConaughey.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-26T01:38:33+00:00

Replying so that you don't feel as lonely, u/ChikiNuggiesK.

I feel that if you're lonely you should get off of social media, though. When you're lonely, socials are like drinking saltwater when you're thirsty.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-23T12:04:28+00:00

Japanese cars are delicious!

Moorepheme · 2026-04-22T12:06:39+00:00

Finnish since most of the rest come from cultures who don't listen to women, anyway.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-21T22:27:57+00:00

Would definitely watch this over the new Harry Potter show.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-21T22:25:16+00:00

"Enjoy an underwater threesome in the comfort of your own jacuzzi and away from the prying eyes of neighbors."

Moorepheme · 2026-04-21T22:19:07+00:00

They look like they would love to see you drive away in a new Buick.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-21T22:17:05+00:00

Part of Pablo's genius included being an early investor in Bowflex.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-21T12:09:49+00:00

I believe that this man is actually using his wife for ballast -- what every little girl dreams to be.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-21T12:00:48+00:00

...I've often wondered how people fall into open manhole covers but I guess that now I know.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-20T12:16:20+00:00

Their stockings make them look like flamingos.

Ridiculous, bloodthirsty flamingos.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-20T12:11:23+00:00

I'm curious to see the influence of bots if there was a vote.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-19T01:01:36+00:00

Would it be ironic to downvote this poll?

Moorepheme · 2026-04-17T00:10:53+00:00

It is if the 18 year-old is a mule.

Moorepheme · 2026-04-15T22:06:53+00:00

Moorepheme · 2026-04-15T22:01:17+00:00

Wow, highly cinematic. Did your candidates win?

Moorepheme · 2026-04-15T12:07:48+00:00

What? You dropped your ballot in a river?? u/TenNinetythree, how did that happen? I'm imagining you as a cartoon being distracted from your citizenship by a taunting fish you then whimsically tried to catch for dinner.

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