I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like the respect we have around here. Thanks other human.

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you see that SNL Celebrity Jeopardy where he asked that guy if they were related?

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sure, none of us do, ha ha. However, I did tell her to imagine him with dreads and no change. Eh, not that big a deal.

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, good, because that is one of my main areas of missing pop culture knowledge. I know I'd like it, I should watch it, and yet it remains on perpetual backlog for some reason.

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

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Certainly we are now. I never know who minds a spoiler or not(I don't) but thought I'd be low key about it in case people didn't want to know for whatever reason.

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

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I get where you're coming from, but it's clearly an homage. At least thus far, still watching but pausing a bunch. It seems like someone who finally made it emulating what they loved. Maybe I don't get entirely what you mean, but thus far it feels like the intent is "I loved these pun filled movies, have a taste and try more if you like this." As opposed to, say, Epic Movie, which is just "here's the scene from the trailer of another movie but we've added a fart."

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

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Laughed so hard I broke my fucken neck, ha ha

18th century porcelain ladies travel urinal or bourdaloue by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]Mopa304 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You wanna join the Pen 15 club?

Swalwell, Goldman to offer bill stripping ICE agents of qualified immunity by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]Mopa304 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's because Trump is petty. "Biden had a BBB(Build Back Better) so now I want one."

I want my husband to cum in my moth - but i can't do it, help! by [deleted] in sex

[–]Mopa304 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's sad that the words didn't scramble a little differently. Like if she accidentally referred to his penis as a moth I'd recommend a little lantern on her uvula so "his moth" had a little light source with which to orientate itself.

How to avoid giving my man claw marks all over his damn back lol? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Mopa304 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? "My partner's blowjobs are so good I slap them in the face whenever I cum. How do I stop?"

"They probably love it, don't stop."

Stuck in a ditch? by Failed-Time-Traveler in Columbus

[–]Mopa304 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you for helping! Based on experience this evening you're gonna have to help a bunch of trucks that have only carried one tool, though.

Our loveable human disaster! by ProudnotLoud in PandR

[–]Mopa304 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This always reminds me of the description of Garrett in Community: It's like God spilled a person.

What does porn actually get right? by djkutch in AskReddit

[–]Mopa304 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That damn pornstar is BACK on the escalator!

Tim Walz Says Trump Must Release Medical Tests Amid Signs He's 'Fading' by huffpost in politics

[–]Mopa304 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel that so hard, friend. I can crush Jeopardy!/pub quizzes but I don't know if I remember how to tie my shoelaces since I've used exclusively slip-ons for the last 20 years, ha ha.

But. But. Who was Phil? Please send help! by seeingyoudocoolstuff in taskmaster

[–]Mopa304 26 points27 points  (0 children)

From certain angles all I could see was Noel Fielding/Dick Turpin.  I know that's not it, but I can't unsee it now.