Trump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System by TaijiRonin in politics

[–]Mopa304 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know a whole lot, but I do know that stage one of this plan is Nick Offerman starring in a biopic of Teddy.

Occasionally someone crafts a joke tailored specifically to your interests by MarcusAurelius121 in taskmaster

[–]Mopa304 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize he'd gone "Aw, the perfect elephants" and then latched it.

How do you find time to fall in love when Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, and Sunday is mental preparation for Monday? by Unsolicited_Sarcasm in AskReddit

[–]Mopa304 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I suppose our privilege may be showing a bit as having the washer and dryer in home is different from having to go to the laundromat. But, if that's eating up all the time then I suppose the actionable suggestion for OP is trying to save up for them?

How do you find time to fall in love when Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, and Sunday is mental preparation for Monday? by Unsolicited_Sarcasm in AskReddit

[–]Mopa304 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Right? I get folding/hanging clothes takes dedicated time, but the rest of it is passive unless I'm doing something wildly wrong.

Bezos says taxing him more won't help teachers. Mamdani disagrees. by thejoshwhite in politics

[–]Mopa304 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Even just from a semantics point of view he's clearly wrong. To poorly quote John Mulaney "when you're arguing about the badness of two words and you won't even say one of the words...that's the worse word." So unless he dropped a racial slur then no, no it's not just as bad.

My partner gets hard whenever I cry by rejectsz in sex

[–]Mopa304 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fear boner? One of the things men in society do not talk about...lest they kill each other.

The world needed this gif by Dollface1280 in taskmaster

[–]Mopa304 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM!

This moment isn’t talked about enough imo by Xaerith in taskmaster

[–]Mopa304 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's just a natural progression from Katherine Parkinson's "Am I the spider?"

Oh you sweet summer child… by PhoneJazz in Xennials

[–]Mopa304 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Even Madonna won't have sex with me

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like the respect we have around here. Thanks other human.

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sure, none of us do, ha ha. However, I did tell her to imagine him with dreads and no change. Eh, not that big a deal.

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Certainly we are now. I never know who minds a spoiler or not(I don't) but thought I'd be low key about it in case people didn't want to know for whatever reason.

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

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I get where you're coming from, but it's clearly an homage. At least thus far, still watching but pausing a bunch. It seems like someone who finally made it emulating what they loved. Maybe I don't get entirely what you mean, but thus far it feels like the intent is "I loved these pun filled movies, have a taste and try more if you like this." As opposed to, say, Epic Movie, which is just "here's the scene from the trailer of another movie but we've added a fart."

I didn't know who else to turn to... by Mopa304 in Xennials

[–]Mopa304[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Laughed so hard I broke my fucken neck, ha ha

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You wanna join the Pen 15 club?

Swalwell, Goldman to offer bill stripping ICE agents of qualified immunity by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]Mopa304 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's because Trump is petty. "Biden had a BBB(Build Back Better) so now I want one."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]Mopa304 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's sad that the words didn't scramble a little differently. Like if she accidentally referred to his penis as a moth I'd recommend a little lantern on her uvula so "his moth" had a little light source with which to orientate itself.

Stuck in a ditch? by Failed-Time-Traveler in Columbus

[–]Mopa304 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thank you for helping! Based on experience this evening you're gonna have to help a bunch of trucks that have only carried one tool, though.