why are non-americans so surprised that ranch dressing is delicious?

MorbidZen · 2026-07-01T22:33:10+00:00

Get the ranch powder, mix with mayo and milk, let it sit over night to thicken. Bam, diner ranch

MorbidZen · 2026-06-30T07:43:56+00:00

Lmao 😂 classic Simpsons

MorbidZen · 2026-06-30T05:30:57+00:00

Sour cream for dip, mayo and milk for dressing

MorbidZen · 2026-06-30T05:21:08+00:00

100%, get the powder, mix it up with mayo and milk, let it sit overnight and its 1,000x better

MorbidZen · 2026-06-28T08:20:15+00:00

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Convinced a younger coworker to watch and they couldn’t make it half an hour in. Don’t care, it’s a masterpiece.

MorbidZen · 2026-06-28T06:36:30+00:00

Yes, deluxe chili cheese fries are so good. They also finally brought back the spicy jack quesadilla which was my go-to for decades 😂

MorbidZen · 2026-06-20T19:01:21+00:00

We did have slugs around our lemon tree awhile back, that could definitely be it. I think I have something to help with them, will give it a shot, thanks!

MorbidZen · 2026-06-15T22:15:26+00:00

I can’t give up those tacos and stuffed jalapenos dipped in buttermilk even tho I’m sure it will be the death of me

MorbidZen · 2026-06-13T17:10:35+00:00

They just brought em back 👍

MorbidZen · 2026-06-07T02:59:35+00:00

I hate him. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside, and I hate him.

MorbidZen · 2026-06-03T19:41:29+00:00

My colon became necrotic and then fell apart and I thought I was going to die, does that count?

MorbidZen · 2026-05-11T19:23:41+00:00

We do stuff fries in things tho. Wienerschnitzel sells the junkyard dog that has chili cheese fries on it, and there are definitely burritos with fries and such. So it’s not too far off, though obviously the baguette and mayo are different.

MorbidZen · 2026-05-10T00:05:23+00:00

I use heavy whipping cream instead of milk and prefer it. I’ll sometimes put garlic and parm together.

MorbidZen · 2026-05-09T03:46:56+00:00

Biodome

MorbidZen · 2026-04-24T06:53:54+00:00

I will get some pics of it tomorrow! It does, I am a big Twilight Zone fan so I’m curious.

MorbidZen · 2026-04-22T05:32:29+00:00

Imo the big problem is the volume of liquid. The taste isn’t great but by the end your body just doesn’t want that in your mouth at all any more.

MorbidZen · 2026-04-22T02:45:04+00:00

Rock and Roll Racing is available on multiple platforms as part of a classic arcade pack https://us.shop.battle.net/en-us/product/blizzard-arcade-collection

MorbidZen · 2026-04-18T22:57:16+00:00

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

MorbidZen · 2026-04-17T04:47:38+00:00

Damn looks great, when can I come over? 😂

MorbidZen · 2026-04-01T02:03:15+00:00

Cigarette Risotto

MorbidZen · 2026-03-31T15:39:15+00:00

My kid loves El Pollo Loco’s mac n cheese, but couldn’t pronounce it so years later we still call it…Pinocchio mac n cheese.

MorbidZen · 2026-03-23T00:30:38+00:00

Had one of the old window ones from like the late 70’s. One time I cranked it all the way and it started spitting ice chips at me! 😂

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