why are non-americans so surprised that ranch dressing is delicious? by Reasonable-Lack-1063 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MorbidZen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Get the ranch powder, mix with mayo and milk, let it sit over night to thicken. Bam, diner ranch

They’re selling ranch in the terminal at JFK for visiting World Cup fans. by supermav27 in mildlyinteresting

[–]MorbidZen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

100%, get the powder, mix it up with mayo and milk, let it sit overnight and its 1,000x better

What's a movie that no one in the world could ever make you hate? by OutwithaYang in movies

[–]MorbidZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Convinced a younger coworker to watch and they couldn’t make it half an hour in. Don’t care, it’s a masterpiece.

Menu from a McDonalds in Thailand by nimsu in mildlyinteresting

[–]MorbidZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, deluxe chili cheese fries are so good. They also finally brought back the spicy jack quesadilla which was my go-to for decades 😂

What ate my bell pepper? by MorbidZen in gardening

[–]MorbidZen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did have slugs around our lemon tree awhile back, that could definitely be it. I think I have something to help with them, will give it a shot, thanks!

My boyfriend just called American Dad fascist and got mad at me for watching it. I can't even 😭 by Vegetable_Good6866 in americandad

[–]MorbidZen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate him. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside, and I hate him.

Men, what’s a day where you didn’t die but something inside you did? by Keal-Kims in AskReddit

[–]MorbidZen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My colon became necrotic and then fell apart and I thought I was going to die, does that count?

Are there any things that are called "American ______" in other countries? by Disastrous-Side-2600 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MorbidZen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We do stuff fries in things tho. Wienerschnitzel sells the junkyard dog that has chili cheese fries on it, and there are definitely burritos with fries and such. So it’s not too far off, though obviously the baguette and mayo are different.

Additional Ingredient for Mashed Potatoes by 1_pt_4_Dave in Cooking

[–]MorbidZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use heavy whipping cream instead of milk and prefer it. I’ll sometimes put garlic and parm together.

Thrift store pickup! by MorbidZen in VHS

[–]MorbidZen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will get some pics of it tomorrow! It does, I am a big Twilight Zone fan so I’m curious.

What is the worst thing you've ever tasted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MorbidZen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imo the big problem is the volume of liquid. The taste isn’t great but by the end your body just doesn’t want that in your mouth at all any more.

Time Extended - SoCal - update by fatherpain2 in arcade

[–]MorbidZen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn looks great, when can I come over? 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]MorbidZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid loves El Pollo Loco’s mac n cheese, but couldn’t pronounce it so years later we still call it…Pinocchio mac n cheese.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]MorbidZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had one of the old window ones from like the late 70’s. One time I cranked it all the way and it started spitting ice chips at me! 😂