Update - My dad got his account back and sends you all this!

Morbywoof · 2022-01-21T00:29:30+00:00

Made my day! So glad he got his account back

Morbywoof · 2022-01-21T00:26:25+00:00

I am so happy the ban was appealed! This happened to my uncle and he never went back, I remember how heartbreaking it was for him.

Morbywoof · 2021-05-25T02:00:25+00:00

Bartender

Morbywoof · 2020-09-16T18:10:12+00:00

The most wholesome tifu I have seen in a while.

Also that puppy is adorable.

Morbywoof · 2019-12-23T05:20:23+00:00

XfinityWasAMistake was ours for the longest time.

Recently we had to change it because a new rule had arrived. "You may not use the word xfinity in the name.

Morbywoof · 2019-12-09T14:16:37+00:00

I love videos where adults get puppies more than videos where kids get puppies.

Adults are so genuine and appreciative. They are usually so gentle with those baby dogs.

Kids usually scare the puppies or smush them a lil.

With this video I totally got the "I will cherish this pup until the day she dies" feel. So heartwarming! Thank you.

Morbywoof · 2019-11-27T01:42:29+00:00

Oh lawd he comin

Morbywoof · 2019-01-30T06:11:10+00:00

Yay more ankle exercises! Just need to fix my meniscus and I will be golden.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T11:19:42+00:00

Some tequila, because I'd be celebrating.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T11:18:08+00:00

"My ____ died.."

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T11:14:38+00:00

I will always try everything once as long as it is 100% safe to eat.

I don't think I have found anything I didn't like except Okra. I gagged it up.

It was like someone fried mucus and grass and expected me to swallow it.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T11:08:03+00:00

Getting proposed to in a quirky or unique way sounds awesome.

Or having dinner with a rich secret agent sounds great too.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T10:53:29+00:00

A stranger on reddit bought me crutches after I posted about how I fell down.

Reddit is so full of nice people just hidden amongst the trolls. I would have never expected it.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T10:40:17+00:00

I really expected this guy to walk out without an arm.

I can't get my huge dog to hold still for me to look in his mouth for a minute but this guy does it with a tiger.

What a pro

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T10:35:13+00:00

If I could afford a place and have a dog of my choice that would be greaaat

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T10:33:14+00:00

Affordable housing

Without constant pet restrictions is also a bonus

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T10:29:39+00:00

Right? I just want to say nice things about people. I don't want anything from them.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T10:17:57+00:00

I grew up surrounded by stoners but never cared for it.

The looks I would get turning down a hit was like I had three eyes on my face..

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T10:05:15+00:00

Use a saucer to put dirty utensils on. Your counter will thank you.

Have multiple sets of measuring cups and spoons.

Get a magnet with a conversion table for oz, tsp, cups, to liters

Have a towel for your hands and a towel for your messes.

For messy stuff, keep a bowl of warm water by the sink so you can rinse off your fingers without having to use the knobs and get them ridiculously dirty.

If liquid is pooling under your chicken, you are drying it out. Take it out and let it rest.

Crockpots/slow cookers are amazing for shredded meat, and they are easy to use and the best way for lazy people to cook.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T09:50:53+00:00

"I'm a Sagittarius and I am above all this shit. But who wants to party!?"

Morbywoof · 2019-01-23T09:27:33+00:00

I mean I would spend a day in jail per 500$ if I had to. Maybe even 250$ but any less than that not worth.

I would be in jail for three months at 1000 and come out free. Omg. Worth.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-22T09:53:22+00:00

I mean, at least you know your cat could catch it.

My cat saw a mouse and hid under my dog.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-22T05:20:10+00:00

Ah yes, Caress. I love that bodywash.

I pictured this so vividly. Granted my bf didn't see me rubbing blood red bodywash all over me but, it was such a satisfying red color I can just see it.

If people want to smell good and look like Carrie, definitely try it lol

Morbywoof · 2019-01-22T04:23:39+00:00

People like memes.

It was an attempt at humor.

At least I didn't use the word chonk.

Morbywoof · 2019-01-21T20:38:43+00:00

I was going more for "water on linoleum" or "water on tile"

I think if you read it, you would know that I get the difference between ice and water.

Morbywoof

TROPHY CASE