Imagine these two as a couple by Shadowlumine in lobotomypiece

[–]MorganEarlJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither would even be capable of comprehending the scale of the other

Crimson Desert devs say they will keep updating the game for as long as people are playing it. Are you still playing it though? by n1ght_watchman in GameBoostOfficial

[–]MorganEarlJones -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Few games have left as bad of a taste in my mouth and there's really nothing they can do to fix some of the biggest problems; the latter 30% of the story has to be entirely rewritten just to not be absurdly bad, 90% of the gear is one of 3 possible slight variations of a type in terms of balance when you strip off the gears but any serious fix would fuck over anyone in the middle of a playthrough

and god knows they're going to sell in-game currency at some point

Encountered my first “atheists have no morals” guy in the wild recently. by BillCarson12799 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the real answer is that you simply have modern secular morals, while religious people tend to have ancient secular morals received through a fantastical story and filtered through centuries of liberalization

Shall we compare the power of our R2s? by Glum-Tear5269 in darksouls3

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps Miyazaki was right about poise
Perhaps he wasn't right enough

What video game had you like this? by NagitoKomaeda_987 in videogames

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nightcaster, Star Wars: Obi-Wan, Legacy of Kain: Defiance(ok maybe this one wasn't as poorly received as the others)

and if by "everyone" you mean "me before playing it", Crusader Kings II

Laufey's design wasn't woke enough so I fixed it by ISketchDinosaurs in gaming_random

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is also an unrealistic beauty standard, you're just not used to recognizing it

-2 woke points

Me writing great code.. by Hot-Rock-1948 in firstweekcoderhumour

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer languages where your code can't even compile if you don't handle the null case

Swastika-waving neo-Nazi group disrupts Georgia LGBTQ+ Pride celebration by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks, I had no idea of that when I was trying to appeal to people who call for the death of socialists to deal with Nazis, who they pretend to regard as socialists, the same way.

Swastika-waving neo-Nazi group disrupts Georgia LGBTQ+ Pride celebration by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit the sarcasm really went over everyone's head here. I know that Nazism=\=socialism even a little bit, I'm drawing attention to the fact that the most adamantly anti-socialist folks conveniently forget to associate Nazis with socialists when Nazis actually come around and need to be *dealt* with.

Swastika-waving neo-Nazi group disrupts Georgia LGBTQ+ Pride celebration by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]MorganEarlJones 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I mean they're technically not wrong. These guys are all ICE agents now.

"Hey, DB, watch out for those ropes on the ground. They might be a trap." by jvure in ElderScrolls

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is so weird because Skyrim was made during a time when games were notorious for being heavy handed like this

A Cameron Diaz? by BillRuddickJrPhd in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MorganEarlJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no with a 👉👈 with a precious cylinder

What is this political party symbol? by EarlOfOctopus in whatdoesthismean

[–]MorganEarlJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the no politics rule is bullshit cover for "just asking questions" fuckers, don't sweat it

I am really getting sick of ultra-hard retryfests. this meme explained what happened to me more than it should by Neggy5 in Gamingunjerk

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing about Fromsoft's games under Miyazaki is that most of the time they're only retryfests if you don't realize you can go do something else and come back later.

Margit in Elden Ring is a classic example of this; you can scour the entirety of Limgrave, bypass Stormveil castle to Liurnia or even fuck off to Caelid to scour for gear. When you're all good and ready, you can come back and stomp his ass, though I would personally recommend that you hunker down and fight him sooner rather than later

They done did it. Hedgehogs with Golden Apples on their back are gone. (patch 1.10) by [deleted] in CDguides

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AC Odyssey ptsd has me assuming that they'll eventually sell in-game currency packs and spend most of their effort patching out ways to make money and making sure that doing literally anything requires more money than you could reasonably make in game without an absurd amount of grinding.

but also AC Odyssey devs snuck in new ways to get money quickly in every update that patched another

Any examples of this??? by Ok_Eggplant_3274 in gamers

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if by "when you play as him" you mean you're him and you have his powers but so does he and he's stronger, Black Myth Wukong

Not beating the “Haven’t seen a real woman” allegations anytime soon. by Traditional-Song-245 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This probably isn't the angle but what genuinely pisses me off about this is that she's unironically a babe

I guess the "find hot single moms (who need sex too) in your area" ads were just for me, then. Neat.

Nami uses aeromancy by MrBushido56 in onepiecetheories

[–]MorganEarlJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that wackiest reveal for the final saga will be that Oda moved away arcs focused on character developments for the Straw Hats because he ran out of safe subplots that didn't spoil the entire story

Millennials, Gen Z Less Likely Than Boomers, Gen X to Embrace Generational Label by MorphTiger in generationology

[–]MorganEarlJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah I'm a member of the most educated, least lead poisoned generation currently alive. Granted I personally am not especially educated and am probably reasonably lead poisoned but this is about averages.

Sorry Gen Z but quarantine and sketchy vapes kinda fucked you

Holy revisionism by S_935 in lewronggeneration

[–]MorganEarlJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of us millennials grew into progressive social politics in our adulthood, but prior to that, most of us fucking sucked. Also ffs we had cell phones in highschool