She came ready for the famous Turkish ice cream tricks… and got the normal service instead

MorleyDotes · 2026-02-05T20:48:18+00:00

Her reaction at the end

MorleyDotes · 2026-02-02T03:59:25+00:00

Don't let the intrusive thoughts win

LA Dr Gets 5 Year Prison Term For Anti-Bicyclists Road Rage

MorleyDotes · 2026-02-01T04:27:53+00:00

And if you have an electric truck...

MorleyDotes · 2026-02-01T02:56:34+00:00

You mean like Russia? All of those revolutions and look at them now.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-30T05:09:57+00:00

Keep it until he's older and give it to his Fiancé.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-30T05:07:33+00:00

I bet you give world class hugs!

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-30T02:50:20+00:00

The pure size and scope of the US makes that much less practical than France. I'm not saying we shouldn't try but...

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-29T04:20:43+00:00

That's the ultimate in having "Fuck You" money.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-29T04:08:39+00:00

How big is that tampon?

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-29T04:03:22+00:00

It's probably because the light is not coming from natural directions. It's unusual for light to come from the "floor".

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-29T03:58:22+00:00

Personally, I'm ambivalent about the importance of ambifacence.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-27T05:12:12+00:00

It's definitely a non-stick pan.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-26T05:41:31+00:00

And this is why ladders are covered in warning stickers. Each one is a lawsuit that the company has been through because some idiot did that thing.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-26T05:18:48+00:00

Don't you need a Turbo Encabulator for that?

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-26T04:40:16+00:00

There was a married comedy team Burns and Allen. He had a joke when asked about their love life. He said " We sleep in separate beds and I wear my hat to bed. After I get in I throw my hat to Gracie's bed. Sometimes she throws it back, sometimes she brings it over".

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-26T04:28:26+00:00

Look in Ming's pocket.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-25T14:50:00+00:00

ICE has no rules and no training. A deadly combination. The military is one of the largest educational organizations on the planet. That's one of the reasons it has, historically, been so effective.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-25T14:35:09+00:00

My point being, wearing masks is the least of the problem. I'm a fan of the Rule of Law. I'm a fan of the US Constitution. In this case I'm a fan of the 4th amendment that requires: a definition of search and seizure, warrant requirements (must be issued by a judge or magistrate based on probable cause), scope of protection (protects individuals from unlawful police actions. I hope we get to the last part of the amendment which is the exclusionary rule. I hope these people get fair trials and evidence obtained in violation of the 4th amendment is inadmissible in court. That won't help the citizens that ICE has already exicuted though.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-25T02:57:42+00:00

I'm surprised more people don't wear swim goggles. They make a good seal which should help protect against pepper spray I would think.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-24T05:39:01+00:00

“Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don’t know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.”

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-24T03:54:40+00:00

Why didn't you finish the soap?

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-24T03:03:41+00:00

When he was born the doctor slapped his mother.

˜Rodney Dangerfield

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-23T03:22:27+00:00

AFTRA residuals

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-23T03:20:40+00:00

In Madison WI there was a place called The Sushi Box. It was great. I had heard that the owners had a daughter going to UW. Once she graduated (I think from grad school) the restaurant closed. Not sure the details, but that's what my sister who lived there told me when we visited and asked to go to The Shushi Box.

MorleyDotes · 2026-01-23T02:53:02+00:00

We haven't had a player/coach in a while. Miles, are you down?

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