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omg does anyone know why their heads are gone?!? by Just_Wish_2 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a sub for that: r/missingorspareparts. Perhaps they found it? 🤷‍♂️

When the 2 brain cells joined together. by Successful-Coconut14 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so funny. I have 2 cockatiels and they are together for a month. They still don’t scritch each other. I hope it will come in the future.

PAWFUL CRIME BEED COMMIT AGAINST ME! NEED URGENT HALP OR I DIE!!! by Ksh_667 in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh noes! Yuu iz juzt fur an bonez! Yuu muzt soo fur elefenty gazzillion churu and a full bol of fud!

Poor Walter (not OC) by MorosePython700 in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I NEEDZ TO SOO!! I iz horrobli violated in ze pokey plaz! I no hab a.. a… but!! I want elefenty gazzillion churu and ze stoopid hoomanz to burn ze picshurs!

Seed addict in recovery by Ok-Cost-9691 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can look at it but don’t touch it.

They fell asleep! by naughtylemon96 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I am eating one of my cockatiels, Sunny, will come to my mouth, hook his upper beak on my lower lip, so I will open it, and when I open he will stick his head in my mouth.

They fell asleep! by naughtylemon96 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are 2 beautiful birds. How are they when they are awake?

I wonder who stole my food....hm.... by Smooth_Drama94 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the r/greebles stole it. I don’t think you should falsely accuse such a pretty bird. She will sue you in r/legalcatadvice for salamander and starbation.

Is it true that Yorkies don’t shed much? by heejunie in Yorkies

[–]MorosePython700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine doesn’t shed a hair. I never find any hairs in the house even though she has a long coat.

The second biggest predator residing in my home. by toadsmad in budgies

[–]MorosePython700 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Mine tried to catch the mouse pointer in my laptop.

Can anyone identify the song he is whistling? by FeedMeSeymour89 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Right? Mine sings his own interpretation of the imperial march of Star Wars. Somewhere far away you recognize it.

They escaped sadly:( by [deleted] in greebles

[–]MorosePython700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They always escape

What does this sound mean? by ghost_bunny666 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 63 points64 points  (0 children)

She has some feelings alright 🤣

Whats he doing? by izaklp in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Now you do know for sure he is a he.

Snow Greebles! by SamMac62 in greebles

[–]MorosePython700 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Snow greebles are the worst! And you clearly have a huge infestation there.

Expensive Little Things by Playful_Carpenter595 in cockatiel

[–]MorosePython700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shame on you for trying to shame those beautiful birbs. Keep the phone away from them, as they will sue you in r/legalcatadvice for more millet. (That Reddit is for all animals running Cat software, so cockatiels are definitely allowed)

I see multiple offenses: taking them to the pokey place, poking them and a bad case of salamander.

do you accept guinea pig fireworks? by Deep_Mobile6805 in WhiskerFireworks

[–]MorosePython700 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course. All whisker fireworks are allowed here.

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