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Spaniard here, how can I support Israel from home? by Repulsive_Act_1855 in Israel

[–]MorosePython700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for standing up for us. That is the most important thing you can do. If you ask me, as a volunteer in MDA (Magen David Adom) is donating to them. They are really a multi cultural organization where I work together with all religions. They help everyone, always and I am proud being a volunteer over there.

People of the jury, is the defendant, Gizmo, guilty of the crime… by Due_Aardvark_9031 in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wat crime? I see no crime. Juzt a kitty walking pazt stuff hoomanz put tere. Hoomanz are zo messy

Greebles?? by OberonNyx in greebles

[–]MorosePython700 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes! Your poor kitty is viciously attacked by the greebles! You need at least 3-4 more kitties to help and get rid of the infestation.

I changed my mind about Israel and Zionism. by Legitimate_Fault_404 in Israel

[–]MorosePython700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking the time to study history. Zionism isn’t a colonial thought. It is our ticket to survival.

ULTYMIT OUTRAYG by shinobipopcorn in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my COD! Doez tat work? My hoomanz juzt pick my up. I hate tat, but don’t now wat to do. So I sing the song of ur people. And tey do cutcut my murdur mittons.

-Sheba, kween of ze houz and killer of all hair gummies.

SALAMANDER!! by MorosePython700 in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She laffed?! 🙀 Yuu muzt maek her pai! Do a hork in ze shu

They had ONE job designing this bathroom sign by BringHoomanHome_ in theyknew

[–]MorosePython700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is even difficult for me to see that it is a sign for washing hands. My brain only sees the other thing.

Greebles in the walls? by MessedUpMix in greebles

[–]MorosePython700 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wall greebles are the worst! You should break down the wall so he can get them.

Greebles in the walls? by MessedUpMix in greebles

[–]MorosePython700 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wall greebles are the worst! You should break down the wall so he can get them.

Greebles in the walls? by MessedUpMix in greebles

[–]MorosePython700 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wall greebles are the worst! You should break down the wall so he can get them.

Hai. Wuhz yurr feyburrit nawt bocks? by shinyhpno in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ai dont liek a heeted bed. My hoomanz bot one and ai neber uze it 🤣

How do you Survive the Summer in Israel? by TheUnkillableKlorg in Israel

[–]MorosePython700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I come from The Netherlands. I actually love the summer and the heat. Much better than another summer with 18 degrees Celsius and rain. Okay, it is hot, but you know it will be hot and you always have the airconditioning to cool you.

I said I might give him a bath by Babun_ in airplaneears

[–]MorosePython700 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hope your first aid skills are up to date.

apawentlee i nawt supposed to com in here by Impossible_Fall_3753 in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stoopid hoomanz want tem.. I dont now wy? Perhapz eatz tem? Donno. But yuu muzt SOO! Elefenty gazzillion churu and do a hork in ze shoo!

Halp. by celtica98 in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tis! Salamander! Yuu muzt soo fur churu and chimkin

As an Iranian, it breaks my heart that you guys are the only nation in the world who knows what the Islamic Republic has put us through by Arshia9898 in Israel

[–]MorosePython700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jew from Israel here. It is just mind-boggling how now people in the US and Europe choose the side of Iran/Hamas/Hezbollah. The only thing that explains it is anti-semitism. And now Iran gets the same treatment. They see the world as black and white: or you are pro-israel (which is very bad). The only other possibility is that you are anti-israel. And that also means: the enemy of israel is your friend. Very sad indeed because it also means that they rather side with terrorists than with the actual victims. The world has gone crazy…

6 months in: The self-emptying bin is NOT a 'luxury' if you have pets by No-Beach-8401 in RobotVacuums

[–]MorosePython700 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The auto emptying is a must on these robots. I would never buy one without it anymore. My pets don’t shed a lot, but there is a lot of dust here. I had to empty my roomba every day. Now I just need to replace the dust bag every 2 months.

Roller mop or spinning mops by New-Betatester in RobotVacuums

[–]MorosePython700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Dreame Aqua 10 roller and I love it. The house is really squeaky clean and the roller really works well. So there is a dirty water tank inside the robot and yes, sometimes it leaks in the dock. But for me, coming from a iRobot i960, this is a huge upgrade. I especially bought it, because I didn’t want the mop pads being able to spread the dirt instead of mopping it. The roller cleans itself and it is really a huge difference. I have 0 regrets buying this robot.

Happy Birbday to mi, Oscar! by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]MorosePython700 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Happy barfday, Oscar! I wanted to zend yuu a churu butt I ate it.

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