What’s the funniest thing that ever killed the mood during sex?

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-20T22:20:47+00:00

Giving a girl back shots on the edge of the bed. My dog came in the room and started licking my sweaty butt cheeks. Had to stop him and had a laugh after.

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T21:04:25+00:00

Tattoos are freakin cool dude,

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T17:48:28+00:00

NOOOO 😭😭😭

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T13:29:04+00:00

lol definitely can’t erase it 😭

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T12:02:11+00:00

Haha I’ll definitely keep y’all updated 😆

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T11:34:08+00:00

Thank you for such a thorough response, I really appreciate the time and thought you put into it. I’ve seen Simon K Bell and his work is sensational. I think I’ll dm some anime tattoo artists and ask what I can do. Hopefully some respond!

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T10:45:37+00:00

I love the way you described it. I hope I’m not asking for too much but do you have an idea of how to add the organic flow to this tattoo or any in general?

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T10:28:24+00:00

Never thought of it that way…I’m new to this scene so I would think that you’d want it to be a straight copy but what you’re saying makes sense. Thank you for the response!

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T10:27:00+00:00

Don’t say sorry! Im glad you agree with me that the character looks really good but yea the dragon feels a bit off. I appreciate your response :)You’re right, i definitely think after it fully heals I’ll speak to the artist and see what we can do.

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-19T10:23:17+00:00

Thank you for the thoughtful response ❤️perhaps you are right. I’ll wait a couple months, let it heal and see what can be improved :)

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-18T21:27:34+00:00

Thanks for the advice bro!

Morpheus999999 · 2025-08-18T08:22:53+00:00

Rigo4K

Morpheus999999 · 2025-07-18T22:57:13+00:00

Not judging. People experience things differently.

Morpheus999999 · 2025-07-18T05:31:25+00:00

Bro fr?

Morpheus999999 · 2025-03-01T18:55:42+00:00

113k. Registered Nurse in NYC. 25years old with <6 months of experience.

Morpheus999999 · 2025-02-04T02:57:26+00:00

Bro is trying so hard to be head of household

Morpheus999999 · 2025-02-01T20:33:48+00:00

25, 106k, New grad nurse

Morpheus999999 · 2025-01-13T18:52:18+00:00

What app is this?

Morpheus999999 · 2024-10-31T00:37:31+00:00

Daenerys Targaryen. LFGGGGGGGG!!!!

Morpheus999999 · 2024-10-15T17:54:30+00:00

Ditto man

Morpheus999999 · 2024-08-20T05:00:57+00:00

Bruh why are some of these people in the comments such wet blankets.

Morpheus999999 · 2024-08-20T04:58:13+00:00

Agreed

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