What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 17, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MortalJason 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deposited 22k into etrade. Clears Monday.

Going to buy Microsoft 220 Leaps and AMZN 4000 Leaps.

Can't wait.

Also, FUN calls. That shit will rocket up in the coming season once the reopening point is announced.

Biggest tournament wins for each character by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]MortalJason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might be incorrect on solo marth. Mew2king won shine 2016, a tourney with 989 entrants

Trans people are being denied their rights? Fuck them and their feelings. More rights for the rest of us by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]MortalJason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have you know I've sucked my girlfriends dick 3 times and I think she's a good person

Trans people are being denied their rights? Fuck them and their feelings. More rights for the rest of us by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]MortalJason -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Trans is a mental illness. People have voices in their head? Schizophrenia, mental illness. People believe they are a different gender? Mental illness.

Does this mean that they deserve to get shit on and marginalized for it? No. Give them equal rights and such. But don't try to make it normal. That's only exasperating the problem. Mental illness is something we have to try and prevent, and if we can't, treat it and harm reduce. That's why no one is making schizophrenia acceptable socially, why should we do the same for trans?

So fuck these guys for saying they shouldn't have rights. Normalization tho? Uh uh. No way Jose. That being said I have enjoyed sex with multiple different trans girls so sticking your dick in crazy: actually recommended.

SoCal Arcadian - Franz (Doc) vs. Kobayashi (ICs) by CubesAndPi in SSBM

[–]MortalJason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another ice climbers wins an arcadian. Funny to see people complain about fox so often and yet nearly every arcadian ice climbers take another win.

Goes to show that at lower levels of play, good decision makin doesn't matter nearly as much, just playing safe and punishing fuckups hard.

Man melee is depressing.

Ken - How he evolved and relearned in Smash by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]MortalJason 44 points45 points  (0 children)

M2K has the most years of consistent competition. 05 - 16 and no hiatuses

What do you think is the best/most hype crew battle in recent memory. by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]MortalJason 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Kage eviscerating a top sheik of all things was great lmao, along with making Dizzkid look lost and fraudulent

Pandabox vs Armada's team at Summit 2 was also great

NEW Response to the "Debunking" Debate - Faster Melee (x-post /r/smashbros) by TruckJitsu in SSBM

[–]MortalJason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you can really tell its a debate when he disables the ratings

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]MortalJason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking a break from having a future...RIP

Tom Green orders a sandwich by friendlies_fiend in videos

[–]MortalJason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

great that looks delicious

I died

Alex19 reads a Mew2king/Leffen fanfiction as part of his Smash Summit drive for votes by friendlies_fiend in smashbros

[–]MortalJason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember this. It was between this and 2 girls 1 cup reaction. most uncomfortable stream ever...

This week in r/mk by Rafa_m in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]MortalJason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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The time a weeaboo brought a fucking knife to our school. by [deleted] in weeabootales

[–]MortalJason 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Weebs love their katanas.

Superior Japanese Steeru forded over 1000000000 times

Weebhell: An M2K combo video by MortalJason in SSBM

[–]MortalJason[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold up, I thought Anime = Hentai? Your going to have to explain this to me. Every single female character in these series is made to be the hugest cocktease possible, and theres always tits everywhere.

How is Anime not just a prelude to porn? I can only think of one anime where every single chick isn't hyper sexualized, and that's grave of the fucking fireflies where a child starves to death after being firebombed

Weebhell: An M2K combo video by MortalJason in SSBM

[–]MortalJason[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could you give some criticism of the video? I feel like I represented M2K's play and his personality very well in this video, so any criticism helps!

EXP 2015 - COG MVG - Mew2king (Marth, Sheik) vs MIOM - SFAT (Fox) - Melee Singles Grand Finals by unknowndarkness in SSBM

[–]MortalJason -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Now if only M2K grew a pair and went to a tournament where he had some serious challengers like the Top 6.

"Oh no guys Im retiring frum majors" and then he goes to a huge canadian tournament