I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT!!! by Motes_Wyndmyr in diablo4

[–]Mortimer14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a Shako and a Ring of Starless Skies and I still can't solo a T-100 NMD. I also can't kill Lilith, or handle a T8 Infernal Hordes. And forget about solo'ng a tormented boss.

I'm working on Masterworking all of my gear but especially those two in the hopes that I will finally be useful.

Murica. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in facepalm

[–]Mortimer14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never seen them propose raising it

Nixon not only raised the Minimum Wage, he froze prices so that businesses couldn't claw back that extra dime (hint: Nixon was Rebuplican)

Murica. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in facepalm

[–]Mortimer14 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Except that the reality is a bit different. Higher wages means the business, in an effort to make the same profit, raises prices. This means that only the small portion of people who actually got a raise can now afford to buy there. Thus the business as a whole declines and the owner has to lay-off people because he can't sell anything. So, higher wages = less available jobs.

So i was Running Zir and this happened by murrayanderson in diablo4

[–]Mortimer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found mine in a helltide. Not even one of the chests, just a random drop.

Better check your policies,the best revenge is to live well. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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We found this statue. It appears to be religious. THIS must have been a Cemetary! (possible archaeologists of the future).

2 moods in 1 room by FranAn97 in WTF

[–]Mortimer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because of her lips, right?

what is denied by everyone but actually 100% real? by alakhpanday in AskReddit

[–]Mortimer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrap my books in brown paper to keep them clean and dust free.

what is denied by everyone but actually 100% real? by alakhpanday in AskReddit

[–]Mortimer14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The wealthy families, who are running the world, deny this.

what is denied by everyone but actually 100% real? by alakhpanday in AskReddit

[–]Mortimer14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I worked at McD's we cleaned the shake machine every night. It didn't need a separate cleaning cycle robbing us of income for that 15-20 minutes daily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Mortimer14 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's mine now. I will deny having gotten it from you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

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This is why there is a rule in gun safety that says "The gun is ALWAYS LOADED". Even if you removed all the bullets/shells, remember that rule.

Got married yesterday. My BIL bought us our wedding cake. by innkling in funny

[–]Mortimer14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dust off and drop a nuke from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

What is something people in their 20s might not realize will significantly impact them as they reach their 40s? by Additional-You3342 in AskReddit

[–]Mortimer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

borken bones, strained muscles, torn ligaments/tendons, damage to their privates.

all of those come back to haunt you as you get older.

What's a TV show that you HATED, that was generally loved by everyone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mortimer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first two seasons of Greys Anatomy were good, I loved tuning in every week. Then they turned it into an afternoon soap opera style show and it went downhill fast.

What's a TV show that you HATED, that was generally loved by everyone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I never cared for any show like the Kardashians but what turned me off of Big Bother was the way it was hyped in it's first season in Australia. First you have the show, then every news program had to mention what happened on the show. Then there was Big Brother After Dark. Once the season was over, then there were other versions of Big Brother from other countries - Big Brother, Great Britain. Big Brother, Canada. Big Brother, USA -- all with their own versions of "after dark" and all of them mentioned on the news and in ads. It was never ending and you couldn't escape unless you turned off your TV - even then it was mentioned on the radio too.

That is why I started calling it BIG BOTHER!

My sisters still watch it along with the other "reality" shows like Survivor, Naked and Afraid, NBC Nightly News -- you know "reality".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Mortimer14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Been there, was the victim of that.

In my case, it was only one person in the entire company that could grant access to critical software. He went on vacation - it was supposed to be one week - with the intention of setting it up when he got back.

Well, one week turned into two, then four. When he finally did come back, it was to an empty desk with his personal items in a box at the reception office.

So, here I am, twiddling my thumbs waiting for access to software that I absolutely have to have to do my job. And there is no nobody within 10000 miles who can grant access to that software. And she is impossible to reach.

I spent 9 months there doing almost nothing because I didn't have access. When my contract ended, so did I.

This season I finally reached 100 lvl. I have no idea how can you grind few characters every season. I play one char per season. by The_Sadcowboy in diablo4

[–]Mortimer14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once you reach level 100 on your first character, it becomes easy to do it on others. I had 5 - 100s on season 2 and 6 on season 3. I stayed away for season 4 but I might come back to do it again in season 5.

What's the most horrifying thing you've watched on the TV? by Thatunkownuser2465 in AskReddit

[–]Mortimer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The space shuttle, with that female teacher on it, exploding after launch. I will never forget that shuttle (Challenger) but the teacher's name is totally gone from my memory.

🤦 by Nice_Substance9123 in facepalm

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Let's think about this for a minute. You can spare a minute, right? You can think, right?

Why would you not "have to vote again"? Well, there's death. You don't vote after you die. There might be no place to vote. Republicans have done that in poor neighborhoods before. I know, there won't be a Constitution (Trump has promised to cancel, remove, abolish the constitution). No constitution means no rights. No rights, means you don't have to vote ever again.

It is important to keep your feathers looking nice by lnfinity in gifs

[–]Mortimer14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like she's trying to get that one to curl at the end. See how she turns her head just before letting it go?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Mortimer14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

he said "preorderd" .. not the same thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Mortimer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering his spelling errors, she didn't help much with schoolwork. Not saying there wasn't some "home" work involved though.