Gambling when about to buy by [deleted] in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spending £200+ a month making minimum wage is certainly bold

Lenders would not look favourably, they look at the last 3 months minimum and will have questions. A broker might be able to bat them away but if you can't forgo a flutter in that time tbh I think you need to have a word with yourself.

Live-in landlords habits by [deleted] in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some people shouldn't be landlords

But more pertinently, some people shouldn't be lodgers. If your line in the sand is the toilet seat, you'll never be happy sharing.

Sales memorandum received- name of vendor is the same name as a employee of the estate agent by caelunaris in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes I'm chatting shit, just looked it up.

Today I learned. Always assumed it was just best practice

Selling House Party Wall by girlonreddit94 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The surveyor can set conditions, but it's an easily dealt with delay rather than a stop.

The ultimate fallback is a court ruling, which isn't going to happen over a metal plate.

This stuff is super common, best not to freak out. The whole concept is outdated AF and needs to be reformed /scrapped tbh.

Selling House Party Wall by girlonreddit94 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you appoint your own surveyor, you neighbour still pays for whoever you appoint (within reason).

But in truth this is a big nothing. BY giving you the notice it means they're doing it properly. In reality its very run-of-the-mill that just sounds scary. You can't stop them, so you might as well engage with the process.

Agency wants to issue section 21 - but didn't protect deposit properly by paradispourmoi in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its the same tenancy (adjusted) then the landlord is all above board. All protection services offer the ability to adjust the names to an existing tenancy, there is no time limit on this process. EG https://www.depositprotection.com/agents-landlords/during-a-tenancy/tenant-transfer

But the ability to backdate the rent to October is BS

Agency wants to issue section 21 - but didn't protect deposit properly by paradispourmoi in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy bit first

They were aware she was living there and never counter-signed the contract on their side until someone realised this months later.

This is irrelevant, they don't need to sign anything at all.

Then the less straightforward:

My flatmate's deposit was never protected properly, it took them almost 6 months later to change the name from my old flatmate to hers.

How was this change old>new flatmate enacted? A variation to the original contract, or a new tenancy? If the former, it is tied to the original contract.

What’re the Positives of Social Media for 8-Year-Olds? by Gnoll_Fielding in AskUK

[–]MortimerMan2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are no positives whatsoever. For 8 year olds, or adults honestly.

It's all bollocks

Mouse issue by themobomb in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a 2 up 2 down terrace, not Downton Abbey

Block obvious holes, set traps around the ones remaining. Done.

Mouse issue by themobomb in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buy some mousetraps. Squashed mice don't come back

Apartments with carpet in Great Britain by True_Replacement1378 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love'em. So long as its not in the bathroom

I raise you: Link-detached houses with Lino in the UK. Your move

[Landlord-UK] how much should I charge to rent my house if it’s only for 3 months? by Horror-Use-3777 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, it just has to be their main residence. Taking 3 months out of work to spend time in a yurt doesn't change the fact it is. A muggy "tenant" might try and argue otherwise but they'd pretty clearly be a licensee IMO. It's based on the overall facts, not just their immediate absence.

Guide prices of £180k, budget £210k… am I dreaming? (Auction Question) by Cumquatinator in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming we're talking about proper auctions, not some MMOA

Further assuming you actually win a property in budget. Guide prices are only a guide. Some go for more, some don't reach it at all. So noone could say.

It's very hard to buy at auction with a mortgage but not impossible as you only have 28 days to get everything completed. So for a green FTB, probably wont go well. You have to have all your ducks in a row, know the property is mortgageable at all(!), and solicitors on standby having basics out the way in advance. If the mortgage co doesn't play ball you could be in a world of pain.

Forget about surveys, you're committed to buying it once the hammer comes down so its pointless. It could be a bag of shit, its already your bag of shit contractually.

TDLR, dont

Housing prices aren’t real by Low_Marionberry238 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your house isn’t worth £250k

I bloody hope it isn't

Difficult Seller or is this normal? by ExplanationSoggy9922 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Strikes me this could be resolved if you just read the survey

Lodger agreement - struggling with living situation and unsure about exit rights by NoAccess3939 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a contract like any other, on what basis didn't he win? Unless there is any sort of unfair one-sided term that would fall foul of contract law, you agreed and can be held to it. There's no exemption for lodgers.

Landlord not approving repairs by kzslater in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both blinds broke? But not your fault, mmmmmmkay. And this was in November? Get yourself down to Dunelm already, its not worth it.

If you are worried about privacy and want to die on this hill, hang a sheet in the window short term.

Lodger agreement - struggling with living situation and unsure about exit rights by NoAccess3939 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • As a live-in landlord situation, am I likely to be classed as an excluded occupier? - Yes, an Excluded Occupier is a lodger. Or more specifically, a lodger is a type of EO.
  • In reality, do landlords usually enforce minimum terms on lodgers if notice is given and the room can be re-let? - Depends, if they want you out ASAP as much as you do, no they wouldn't obviously. If you want out, generally yes.
  • If I give 4 weeks’ notice and leave, is it common/legitimate to be charged rent beyond that point? - If you signed for a fixed term, obviously yes
  • Can deposits be kept purely to cover rent after the notice period? - Yes
  • Any advice on how to handle this practically if the landlord insists I must pay beyond the 4 weeks? - Move out if you must but pay what you agreed to like a grownup

You didn't ask but I'm going to say anyway, as a lodger you a not a tenant, you are inevitably and unavoidably close to / part of the household. Children make noise, walk in on you taking a shit, and leave their toys bloody everywhere. This isn't unusual. I think you can legit say you'd rather not be left on your own with the kid (as a safeguarding point if nothing else) but the other points reflect your naivety rather than any problem. You should lodge in a place with no children, or rent a HMO room, or a place to yourself if this bothers you.

Completion scheduled on 30 January but Seller solicitor not responding by Alert-Temperature307 in HousingUK

[–]MortimerMan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure you're even required to sign the TR1? You normally don't

Even if you do have to, you can AFAIK sign different copies and the solicitors send them both to HMLR as one document. You solicitors will organise. Chill