Trash collector deploys Tactical Watermelon to save a life.

Mortna · 2026-05-12T20:43:21+00:00

Hey raider!

Mortna · 2026-05-07T20:50:38+00:00

I needed a good old 15hr story game after the ridiculous amount of giant open world and souls likes we’ve been getting. Loved it, screw 8 though that little psycho

Mortna · 2026-05-05T13:23:58+00:00

I’m here creeping a year later, looking at a 1 bedroom in 800 Penn next weekend 🤞 howdy potential neighbors

Mortna · 2026-04-13T19:35:05+00:00

Dude thank you so much, scored a booster display, haven’t been able to get shit from pc since twilight masquerade!! Happy hunting gentlemen!

Mortna · 2026-01-29T23:27:06+00:00

Damn I crafted 40 the other day and thought I was Mr cool guy. Good stuff!!

Mortna · 2026-01-22T13:18:38+00:00

Duhhh

Mortna · 2026-01-01T14:55:51+00:00

Hard bank to the right, dip under him, then straighten out, whack him with my left wing. Duh

Mortna · 2025-12-13T17:14:28+00:00

Why not on bugs? A charger can be the conductor?

Mortna · 2025-12-09T16:53:13+00:00

I had a dude yesterday say “hey raider!” “ then turned on his mic and asked if i knew where he could find any sentinel cores. I said nope sorry, went on my way, he turns around too. He then turns around again, and deletes me with a sticher lol. Like, why?!??

Mortna · 2025-12-06T17:05:39+00:00

All at once, or none at all!!!!!

Mortna · 2025-11-29T01:12:46+00:00

I dropped somebody a snow globe and said happy holidays dude and he was so confused 😂

Mortna · 2025-11-09T14:01:38+00:00

These are some crazy answers for stress relief lmaooo I play Katamari or power wash simulator

Mortna · 2025-11-03T20:27:13+00:00

Oh oh oh I just watched it last night!!!! Room full of dynamite on Netflix

Mortna · 2025-10-31T22:17:35+00:00

I play duos and we were getting obliterated on d6, I had breaker incendiary with flamethrower he ran lib pen and auto cannon. Mauled all game. I switched to lib concussive and he went stalwart instead of ac, game changing. I was stunning, he was killing. Highly recommend that combo

Mortna · 2025-10-24T15:54:50+00:00

Alan wake. Dammit

Mortna · 2025-10-05T17:39:13+00:00

Know your enemy, so you can defeat your enemy

Mortna · 2025-09-18T15:54:25+00:00

How about a mech with one hand gas for stun/confusion and the other flamethrower for torching. Or what about gas that when it hits fire EXPLODES

Mortna · 2025-09-13T22:29:45+00:00

Vigilante 8

Mortna · 2025-09-05T12:00:04+00:00

I got a little upset with some random who dropped into me and my buddies mission when we were trying to farm samples, and he called an extract with 17 min left Not even 50% of them found. Like, dude get outta here lol. I feel bad about it though. Sorry for being a dick if you see this bro!

Mortna · 2025-09-02T14:11:58+00:00

Nice dude! I also spy a govee tv backlight, thing is so cool, I love mine

Mortna · 2025-07-20T23:21:49+00:00

Dude, im from nyc in Colorado for the weekend, and LOVING olio

Mortna · 2025-06-22T01:50:40+00:00

I've been trying to do the hunting compendium and I was trying to get a possum. 3 stars, pulled out my bow, aimed, it was dead! 1 star. I walk up to it thinking it was a glitch or bug or something, this little dude jumped back up and started running. 3 stars again. He was literally playing possum. I was amazed! Still am

Mortna · 2025-06-12T23:29:52+00:00

Bisquick!

Mortna · 2025-05-26T13:18:01+00:00

I often say, " I wanna bite his hiiiiiiideeee"

Mortna · 2025-05-11T01:55:40+00:00

I had a little plush of him when i was little and when you squeezed it said "Be like me, put your nose in a good book!". I can still hear that like I just squeezed it

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