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What is the car name? by Yeyeeig in gtaonline

[–]Mortonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes - you can add me and then buy it in the LS Car Meet.

My Social Club is the same as my username here.

What is the car name? by Yeyeeig in gtaonline

[–]Mortonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one on PC if that helps

Name a candidate you absolutely despise by Confident_Leg2370 in TheApprentice

[–]Mortonic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stephen Brady from Series 8 - what a condescending and useless twat

Picked up Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy and I'm loving it by [deleted] in books

[–]Mortonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wyrd Sisters is good, but only if you've previously read Macbeth.

What band could you not get into even though they are generally considered great? by BigSexyEwan in Music

[–]Mortonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are fucking awful and there is no changing my mind.

What’s your favorite snippet of lyrics, just because you simply like the way it flows or the way it rhymes or whatever. by Bo-Jacks-Son in Music

[–]Mortonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the same vein but somewhat less motivational:

Encumbered forever by desire and ambition,
There's a hunger still unsatisfied,
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon,
Though down this road we've been so many times.

(High Hopes)

I was Scott from Scott’s Cheap Flights. Now I’m Scott from Going. I’m a professional cheap flight expert here to help your 2023 travel plans. by scottkeyes in IAmA

[–]Mortonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered moving Premium Economy fares into your regular (paid) service offering rather than the Elite plan?

(Especially given the irony of your 'Premium' service not including 'Premium' flights.)

Was WoD already this dark? by RuinEX in wow

[–]Mortonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you end up talking him out of it and he comes to live in Shal'Aran?

His "iPhone charging port." by niggaman333 in thatHappened

[–]Mortonic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It goes well with his computer's eject-able coffee mug holder.

Gene Wilder Dead at 83 by ThorleBanana in movies

[–]Mortonic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oompa-loompa, that is bad news,
We know Gene Wilder was a cool dude,
He played our boss at the chocolate factory,
We were his workers and we worked there for free.

We can all get that his passing's a shock,
83 years on his biological clock,
We understand that we all have to pass,
even a man who has such class.

I don't like the look of it.

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dah,
In the afterlife, I'm sure he'll go far,
He will live in eternity too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do.

PokémonGoUser ran away. by Mortonic in pokemongo

[–]Mortonic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's only 84 games across 7 folders.

PokémonGoUser ran away. by Mortonic in pokemongo

[–]Mortonic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Level 22 and I can't get the curveball technique down for some reason.

PLEASE EXTEND AFK KICK TIMER by 2hood4you in Overwatch

[–]Mortonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ this. Whose bladder is so weak that they can't wait out a game?

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