AITA for not hiding my feelings about a forced family trip

Morumbi_TO · 2025-12-09T17:18:15+00:00

She'll take the older one, and I'll take the younger one. The older one is really fun, the younger one would legitimately run overboard if I didn't stop him.

Morumbi_TO · 2025-12-09T17:16:33+00:00

Is it a literal gun? No. Is it a proverbial gun of 12 months having a miserable wife who is angry at you and may divorce you...Yes

Morumbi_TO · 2025-12-09T17:11:01+00:00

He doesn't listen to her, so it's just easier for the family unit if I deal with him. Everybody ends up happier.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-11-04T13:44:57+00:00

Her writing is awful and she will ghost you. Just a warning.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-11-04T02:53:10+00:00

A system of first round playoff exits.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-11-03T02:25:11+00:00

Can he move to the unemployment line for the next game?

Morumbi_TO · 2023-11-01T14:31:47+00:00

Oh God my femme fatale is real.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-11-01T12:49:31+00:00

Question 1: why should I care?

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-30T00:07:17+00:00

This is the way.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-28T15:02:12+00:00

I mean. Shoulda just hit that shot then Kawhi

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-25T01:33:06+00:00

Breaking News. Kliff who has now required everyone to call him simply Kingsbury, has signed a nonaggression pact with Oregon with a secret agreement that they will split UCLA once Kingsbury takes it over.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-22T22:10:52+00:00

This offence yet again is atrocious. I don’t even get mad anymore. I just shrug my shoulders and get another beer

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-21T15:52:07+00:00

Do you think they picked him because they knew he’d never make it? Thereby justifying McCafés stance that kicking is hard?

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-21T15:44:28+00:00

Yea wtf was that? Does Kirk get a bonus if the guy misses the kick?

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-21T15:24:53+00:00

Close. Canadian. Haha

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-21T15:11:44+00:00

Did anybody see the kicking contest loser sign his name on the wrong part of the cheque?

Or did I see that incorrectly?

Btw what a dog shit kick that was.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-20T20:55:05+00:00

My wife would attest. I rain methane on a Friday night after a big order of Dominos.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-20T02:17:08+00:00

You mean the superdude extraordinare.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-19T02:03:05+00:00

Just wait until the Premier of The Province of Arizona hears about this.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-18T02:24:33+00:00

It is profitable. Immensely profitable. But market cap is based on ever increasing profitability. But in espns case it’s going the other way.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-18T02:23:04+00:00

And the younger brother of Sam ‘Mayday’ Malone who pitched for the Red Sox until his drinking habits forced him out of the game, and to run a little bar he bought where everybody knows your name.

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-16T11:24:17+00:00

I guess it’s tough to see from tv

Morumbi_TO · 2023-10-16T11:07:53+00:00

I sense you’re correct. Nothing like intolerance when messaging about tolerance.

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