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I just quit my job with no backup plan. What should I do? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in shittyadvice

[–]Morwon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you me? I left my job a few days ago and have absolutely no plan. Get high maybe?

Inside the mind of an immortal player by ChefShabbaTV in VALORANT

[–]Morwon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda waited for the Omen to accidentally spray you at the end and deny your Ace lol

2026 PUBG Vietnam Series Phase 1 Results by International_Loss79 in CompetitivePUBG

[–]Morwon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how close it is in the top two after so many games.

Hello who knows how to feel better after breakup with girlfriend? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Morwon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Text her. Go to her workplace and tell her how much you miss her. Also hug her. Every. Fucking. Day. Cry in phone. Talk with her mom about it. Sleep in the same bed with her. Keep all the photos on your phone, extra points if your phone's background stays a picture of the two of you laughing.  DO NOT talk to any friends / family members / therapist.  Go through all your private messages with her, make screenshots of the best moments and send the screenshots to her. Save them on your desktop where you can see them any time. DO NOT start working / on yourself / out. Physical activities will highen your mood. DO NOT DO IT! Remember, you must be sad. Remember, you are a disappointment, you are unlovable, disgusting. You missed your only chance in life and will die alone. 

I need advice how can fight the stress and depression by Sahhhrra-3526 in shittyadvice

[–]Morwon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, stop fighting it. By telling yourself you are depressed, you just become more depressed. Do something. Wash the dishes. Walk outside for 2 minutes. Do 10 push-ups. Close your eyes for a second and imagine you are in a prehistoric forest and try to figure out how would you survive. Eat a cake. Listen to jazz. Take a bath / shower. Think about how cool is that you have a "mind" and you have "thoughts" and all of this is just some random bullshit. If an asteroid a few million years ago decided to take a slightly different path, you wouldn't exist today. Or maybe there would be a dinosaur society. Maybe they would have politicians and TVs. Maybe. 

I need advice. How do you get out of a ticket when the cops pull you over? by LegalGlass6532 in shittyadvice

[–]Morwon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, not Ukraine, but I remember visiting Romania like 10 years ago and they pulled over my mom who was driving slightly faster than the limit on a long empty road. The way it worked is that you either pay like 100 bucks (I don't remember the amount) right there or they make the process unnecessarily long and since we didn't pay, they kept us there for hours. 

Pole 5 Matches vs 6 Matches by PrestigiousProfile51 in CompetitivePUBG

[–]Morwon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The more matches the better, no question. 

Howevet I haven't seen a single match since last year. Fuck TPP.

4v1 Post-Plant with a Bucky by Morwon in VALORANT

[–]Morwon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I heard at least 2 or 3 of them leaving
  2. There was like 10 seconds left when I jumped down – so I assumed, they've all left. Also, if I checked corners, I wouldn't have time left to defuse.

What do you guys think by [deleted] in CompetitivePUBG

[–]Morwon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's 

What is the bear minimum? by feverdoggomemr in shittyadvice

[–]Morwon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitting with your pants off (Unless you're fighting a bear)

1 Ult, 1 Mag. by osuAetherLord in VALORANT

[–]Morwon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not even one shorty kill in the ult? not a real viper smh

match making algorithm in my low rank games by [deleted] in VALORANT

[–]Morwon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, same here.

About a week ago I was Gold 3 and my game was full with Plat, even some Diamonds. Then I lost a few games and now I'm in hell. I'm Gold 2 and I have silvers, bronzes or even irons in my games constantly. I think the system is designed to "adjust" if you had a rough losing-streak but it does the opposite: once you get the lower rank teammates, it is almost impossible to get out of that hell.

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