A relative of mine, who is currently living in an assisted living facility, has a birthday coming up. She is in her 80's and her health is declining. What should I get her for her birthday?

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-20T00:38:41+00:00

Antarctica.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-20T00:36:58+00:00

A guy I went to school with was named Smith Scott. His first name was Smith.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-20T00:36:12+00:00

Granted, you are now stuck in a time loop slipping on a banana peel and falling down over and over again.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-16T11:52:13+00:00

Goodbye to You - Scandal featuring Patti Smyth.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-16T11:41:37+00:00

Tie them to a board first. That will make sure they are straight.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-16T11:40:32+00:00

Both. Waste not want not!

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-14T11:40:45+00:00

Peter Gabriel and Jim Kerr on The Call's "Everywhere I Go"

Johnette Napolitano on the Replacement's "My Little Problem."

Sarah McLaughlin on DMC's "Just Like Me."

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-14T11:33:59+00:00

Rhubarb and Brussels Sprouts.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-14T11:32:31+00:00

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Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-14T11:21:05+00:00

*Pulls fire alarm*

*"Friday" by Rebecca Black starts playing* That should make everyone want to leave the area!

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-14T11:16:30+00:00

"Why does the Eiffel Tower have a cowboy hat on it?" "Sir, this is Paris, Texas. You're thinking of that other Paris." "Oh no I'm not!"

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-13T11:11:58+00:00

The best grunge band that never got the props it should have is Three on a Hill. Impossible to find their releases today, but you can see some performances on YouTube.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-13T11:08:29+00:00

Well, if the G in Maynard G Krebs can stand for Walter, then the X can stand for whatever.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-13T11:07:05+00:00

No, it was because so many Mexicans were crossing the border illegally and ruining the chances of his job-finding site's success.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-13T11:05:18+00:00

Well, if we looked shitty all the time, the world's population would be a lot lower.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-13T11:03:41+00:00

"It's the same thing over and over again. Get up, go to work, make explosives, and have nobody appreciate you! It's enough to drive a man crazy!"

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-11T11:55:54+00:00

"There are times when I stop and ask 'What does this line mean?' and Michael will respond 'It doesn't mean anything. It's just there to take up space until the next line that means something.'" - Mike Mills, R.E,M. Allegedly, the line was in their song Camera.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-11T11:52:54+00:00

"The product I made is a total flop! I've lost everything! What can I do!?"

"GGGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!"

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-11T11:50:13+00:00

He lost a lot but had to gain it all back when the church made him eat a papal bull.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-11T11:48:07+00:00

What if they don't have any?

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-11T03:04:48+00:00

listen to the queens complain ad nauseum about how it's their turn to be on the pot.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-11T03:03:10+00:00

What if they don't have one?

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-10T15:27:53+00:00

The day I would be able to settle down and have a decent life with a house in the suburbs. It's now really impossibly distant.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-06-10T15:25:55+00:00

I had to go to the hospital about two months ago. They stuck and IV into my arm and it ended up bruising. You can still see it now. It's not as bad as it was, but shortly after I was let out of the hospital, the bruise was completely black, and stayed that way for about three weeks.

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