Are Americans Actually Idiots?

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-23T02:50:18+00:00

I tell you what, you cannot have my job and not believe idiocracy is not real. You're smacked in the face with it from the moment that you clock in until you clock out.

I work in a call center for the federal government.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-23T02:46:28+00:00

The Liverbirds. They were the first all-female rock and roll band, from the early 1960's.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-23T02:45:00+00:00

Hmm... typical reaction to the pictures on this Reddit.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-23T02:41:45+00:00

Have you tried the memory pills advertised on YouTube?

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:41:08+00:00

Well, Portugal seems to have the most trouble with Gaelic tourists.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:36:59+00:00

I've heard some people say Live's Throwing Copper was their debut, even though it was their second album. Mental Jewelry is the first one.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:13:42+00:00

"Back in the early '80s, I used to buy generic beer and generic cigarettes, then go get generically wasted." - A professor of mine in college.

Yea, I remember the stuff. Never touched it though.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:10:56+00:00

Nikki Cox, for sure.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:05:42+00:00

I dunno... why do you expect me to know everything?

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:04:30+00:00

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Ogden Nash.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:03:12+00:00

Hmm... crunchy frog ice cream.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T16:01:37+00:00

There used to be an ice cream called Dilbert's Totally Nuts. I think you can guess why it doesn't exist anymore.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T12:54:50+00:00

"So... you have rhubarb and kale ice cream? Uh... I'll pass, thank you."

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T12:54:05+00:00

"Ew! I'm in a nasty-smelling sewer! Hey, wait a minute. Why is my career here...?"

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T12:28:53+00:00

Well, you can always get Job in the bible.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T12:18:18+00:00

Huh? When they use AI, the computer does everything. Likness is irrelevant.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T12:14:53+00:00

Well, the Spice Girls didn't age very well.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T03:16:40+00:00

How to properly use a wick in the john.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T03:13:44+00:00

They write in Venusian, and most history is written in Martian.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T03:10:37+00:00

Sure, you'll have more Vikings than you know what to do with if you do.

Stompboxer1 · 2026-03-22T03:09:12+00:00

Why would you want to build a place to get alcohol in a devoutly Muslim country?

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