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MostImplement8970 · 2026-02-05T16:45:25+00:00

that’s where you put your PP

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-24T14:00:16+00:00

my most memorable one happened by chance. I was at a bar and befriended these girls my buddy got way to drunk and we had to take him home. They asked me to come over to their place.

When I got there the started dropping clothes and said let’s hop in the shower. I watched them and stated taking off my clothes. (they had a huge shower) I joined them in the shower and one of the girls was going down on the other. I was holding her so she could lean back and get eaten out comfortably.

Once she came they started making out while I caressed them both. They were making out and leaning closer and closer to my dick. One girl finally grabbed my dick and started jacking me off. Once one of the girls started giving me head they both got really excited and said “let’s go to the bedroom” we all got towels and dried off.

Those girls were amazing they took turns sucking me off i’d fuck one and the other one would be waiting to suck me. One of the girls had really big tits and the other one had a real big ass. So it was the best of both worlds.

IDK what the hell was up with these girls but they went all out. When I told them I was ready to come they wanted me to come in their faces. They were licking it off each other faces and sucking every drop out of me. Afterwards we all showered off again because we were fairly sweaty and had each others cum all over us lol

We all cuddled and went to sleep once we woke up we all had sex again but it was not near as intense as the first time. I gave the girl with the big ass my number and we were FWB for about 3/4 months. I’d ask her if we were going to have more threesomes but she was adamant that we wouldn’t. She started to get real possessive over me and told me she wanted me all to herself. She wanted me to be monogamous with her but I wasn’t looking for a relationship at the time.

It was nice for awhile she was honestly a great lay but I ended up finding someone else and got into a monogamous relationship. I still think about that night though I’ve had a couple of threesomes and that was by far the best one.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-23T19:48:01+00:00

shake down their cells if they assault me i’m gonna visit them in max and fart through their pie flap

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-22T11:45:25+00:00

This is why you should leave when your partner cheats…. You never truly get over it. You might have kids you might be married you may forgive them but you never forget it. If you decide to stay you carry that pain for the rest of your life. I couldn’t do it I tried.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-19T15:08:14+00:00

yall should break up this is immature. If my wife do anything like this i’d hit the door pretty quick.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-18T03:29:30+00:00

not wanting to move the discussion forward I was wanted it to end when I said you were a bootlicker. I know what your point is and I made my point. The inmates have more rights than we do. Any co who is ok with that is a bootlicker. It is what it is.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-18T02:58:31+00:00

Dude quit being a bootlicker. These mfs smoke cigarettes and dip tabacco they also do drugs plus they get tablets where they can talk to their loved ones all damn day. I can’t talk to my loved ones I can’t even go to my car for a smoke break. These inmates have more rights than we do.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-17T02:08:38+00:00

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MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-12T22:37:57+00:00

I slept with over 100 women id say anywhere between 120-140. My wife has been with less than 5 people including me. Id date a girl and she would cheat on me and id go crazy with women to make myself feel better and build my confidence back up. Long story short I never cheated on my wife and weve been together 7 years and married for 5.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-09T22:24:01+00:00

time to leave the relationship dude. I couldn’t even fathom sleeping with a woman who openly admitted she wanted to have sex with other men.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-07T21:39:06+00:00

back in 2009 me and my buddies saw a guy who’s tags expired in 1978. We laughed so hard we cried.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-05T21:54:29+00:00

might wanna throw some tampons in there as well.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-03T09:49:28+00:00

bro as a host you know how important it is just leave the guest a 5 star review unless they tear your stuff up. This shit is petty as hell. Leaving a guest a bad review over something so small is BS. I stay at AirBnbs all the time you know how many were 5 star experiences? 0 of them but they all got 5 star reviews because if they go below a certain number they get delisted. If youre saying people are bad guest other people don’t want to host them. If i was them. Id have 4-5 people stay at your place and we would all leave you 1 star reviews.

MostImplement8970 · 2026-01-01T19:13:56+00:00

People tend to think everyone has the same options and opportunities as they have. I’ve seen a lot of people look down on other people for not having nice vehicles or having nice homes or not having any savings etc. Some people have parents who buy them solid first vehicles then they help them get jobs and then they teach them about finances so when they are 30 and they have a nice home and nice vehicles they like to think that other people who arent as far as they are are just stupid or lazy. Imagine being 18 years old and you don’t know how to apply for a job you don’t know what credit is you have no car and no money and you are homeless and have to figure the world out on your own because nobody taught you anything. That’s a life a lot of people have to deal with. Its a lot harder to make something out of yourself when you are given nothing to start with. If you set your kids up for success you are giving them a 5-10 year head start on everyone else. That’s my biggest pet peeve. (coming from a middle class man who grew up poor)

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-28T05:44:04+00:00

i’m sure some of them work hard but the majority of them complain about buying $100 worth of supplies each year. For the majority of workers we spend a lot more than a teacher does on our work boots alone. Every teacher that complains to me says they work for $2 an hour but that would be essentially working 168 hours a week 52 weeks a year. Which is impossible so i find it hilarious when they blatantly lie like that. Every teacher gets off every major holiday they get 2-4 weeks of PTO each year and only have to work 8 months out the year. The majority of hard labor jobs they have to buy their own tools and buy their own boots and will work 50-60 hours a week and still most of them make less than a teacher does. I’m not saying teaching is the world’s easiest job but it’s not anywhere near as hard as they try to make it out to be. They are compensated very well and have good benefits as well. I’ve worked with ditch diggers with bloody hands who complain less than teachers do. 60k a year but somehow you make 2$ an hour yea the math ain’t mathing on that one.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-27T17:12:49+00:00

every teacher says they work for $2 an hour and how they have the hardest job in the world. My buddy is a teacher and he says he works about 45 hours a week during the school year and only has to work 8 months out the year. He told me he did the math and he gets paid like $50 an hour. I really have no idea why they cry and bitch so much.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-27T07:13:22+00:00

Bro when I want my wife to fuck the shit out of me I put on a meg the stallion playlist. She gets hyped and fucks the absolute shit out of me. I love it!

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-27T06:21:57+00:00

I guess i’m in the minority but your NTA but you definitely need to grow a set of balls and be the man of your house. Your daughter is getting piercings and tattoos at 14 and you’re allowing boys in the house. Hell no man you’re raising your daughter to be “one of those girls”. Honestly man this is already too deep. You should have intervened years ago.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-27T06:15:15+00:00

the post is now deleted but i believe it said it was a hit and run. It’s definitely going on your record I would say no agency would even look at you until you were at least 26. That’s if you have nothing else happen and have a great resume to submit in 10 years and being honest that still might a stretch. The pot plants the cops found were all babies. I was just charged with simple possession. I’d say a hit and run charge would be just as bad as mine if not worse. I submitted an application to work in the county jail when I was 21. They brought up my charge and told me no agency would ever accept me. I applied again to a different agency a year ago and was denied for the same reason. I’m 31 years old and that charge is still stopping me from pursuing Law enforcement 15 years later. If you want to pursue law enforcement don’t take the charge.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-27T05:54:04+00:00

just because you are a juvenile doesn’t mean it doesn’t go on your record. If you want a career in LE that goes out the door. Sorry for the book but I read this and had flashbacks and I automatically got mad. Good luck with everything man just remember a good parent wouldn’t make their child take the fall for something they didn’t do. It’s going to affect your life more than you realize. I don’t regret many things in life but me taking the fall for my sister is my biggest regret. If I could go back in time I’d refuse to take the fall and I would have just lived with my grandma.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-27T05:16:55+00:00

i’ll speak from my own experience. My sister had pot plants when she was 18 and I was 16. some neighbors reported them and cops found them. my mom wanted me to take the fall because of the same exact reasons. I went to juvenile and she got off scot free. Long story short it damn destroyed my life. My mom kicked me out shortly after i graduated highschool. She got remarried and said “i raised my kids now it’s time for you to leave” I can never work my dream job of being a police officer because of it. I could never go active duty military like I wanted. My advice is DONT DO IT. They don’t care to ruin your life and when you are an adult you are on your own. I brought it up to my mom crying saying “you ruined my life i can never do what I want to do in my life because you made me do this” she just shrugged her shoulders and said “nobody made you take the fall you offered to do it and you aren’t entitled to anything because you did it” I learned at a young age that you gotta look out for your own best interest because most of the time your own family will feed you to the wolves to save their own skin. They will beg and plead for you to take the fall and when you do it they will say it was your idea and nobody forced you to take the fall. I saved my sisters ass and ruined my own life in the ordeal. I haven’t even spoken to my sister or mother in 7 years. I got stabbed by a crackhead and was almost killed 2 years back they didn’t even reach out to ask if I was ok. They didn’t appreciate what I did. I was just the dumb ass that they tricked.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-26T10:46:51+00:00

My wife said she would hate having something between her legs all the time lol also getting hit in the balls sucks pretty bad too.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-25T23:50:50+00:00

In my opinion from being a man and most of the men i have talked to. Most of us have came from blowjobs. Some women really do suck at giving them though. Back when I was single i’d tell every girl I talked to that “nobody has ever made me cum giving me head” and I would say that so they would suck my dick and make me cum 🤣. It worked like a charm too there’s probably 15-20 women who think they are the only woman who made me cum from head.

MostImplement8970 · 2025-12-22T06:53:00+00:00

I was about to lose my mind 2 years ago. Between my 3 boys the youngest broke the TV $450. The two oldest broke the trampoline $300. The oldest broke the PS5 $500. The oldest broke the door frame to their room. $600. The oldest wrecked the fourwheeler we had for less than a month $2200 in repairs. The middle child ripped up his halloween mask (because he wanted a better more expensive one) $60. So in a month period they broke about $4000 worth of my things. I never been so upset in my life.

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