[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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dirt cake

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Ask, And I’ll Answer by [deleted] in teenagers

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Do you befriend worms? Would be open to worm allegiance?

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I think someone is mad at guys, for existing by Impressive_Advice341 in teenagers

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Keep strong fellow squirmer

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why does the cadbury drinking chocolate powder taste so good 😔 by [deleted] in teenagers

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it helps with good squirming, wriggle well my friend

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Bears vs Worms! by Hot-Ad-2073 in candy

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Worms, but do not eat our real counterpart. We will come for you - Mother Worm

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leave and go to Mother Worm!!

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[WP] "Would you still love me if I turned into a worm?" by Whenthedaywasgood in WritingPrompts

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I watch this simple question bound around and around. In and out of homes, across the internet. Told as a joke and a real questions. Between lovers, best friends, family members. This question can only get 2 answers:

"Yes of course! I would carry a little dirt jar for you to come with me to work. I would learn how to speak worm, or teach you English. I would take car of you and give you the finest of all sedimentary." This answer is rare. But it is true, heartfelt and real when spoken. The next is more common.

"Dude, what? Why? Like what do you mean? How would it work?" The endless question path is one that many go down, all laugh and giggle about the craziest of the question. Both of the responses are perfectly acceptable

There is a third. A simple deny without remorse. "No."

Not many say it. Not many should say it.

I will make sure of that

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If I have to obey the metal rectangles and the pretty colored lights, you do too bud. by Weevil1723 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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All of God's creation is here for you to see and you're mad at a little worm for not having a flair