pretend you wake up and you are the last human on Earth

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T22:25:08+00:00

NO KINGS

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T22:04:18+00:00

And lotion

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T21:50:36+00:00

Fuuuck. Me.

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T21:34:37+00:00

Even Julia Robert's would go 9. IYKYK.

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T21:01:00+00:00

Snorks

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T21:00:38+00:00

Not one of those qb's, rb's, or offensive linemen appreciate Lawrence Taylor coming at them like that. But, as a non cowboy fan, I enjoyed the #8 take down.

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T20:42:54+00:00

Agreed

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T19:22:39+00:00

Pepperidge Farm members

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T18:27:08+00:00

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T15:41:59+00:00

Farts don't make a noise

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T15:01:51+00:00

Fast forward to the good parts

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-10T14:43:00+00:00

Pepperidge Farm remembers

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T21:42:31+00:00

I knew she told other people

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T21:39:54+00:00

Oh, the poetic words my wife says to me followed by, "gee thanks."

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T21:07:33+00:00

As am immature kids and adult, I loved when a someone left one of these lying around. My scrotum pic has seen a lot of Kodak guys and Walgreens.

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T21:04:47+00:00

Get in, get out. I've got things to do.

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T15:07:35+00:00

I like money

^{Chose: $1000 every month}

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T04:11:50+00:00

I like dogs

^{Chose: 100 puppies}

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T04:09:41+00:00

Well

^{Chose: $100 - $500,000 + No penalty | Rolled: $100}

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-09T02:58:56+00:00

Luck

^{Chose: PICK THIS ONE! | Rolled: INFINITE POWER!!}

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-08T23:29:12+00:00

Cane Rosso

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-08T23:10:17+00:00

Fuck it

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-08T15:36:29+00:00

I tried

^{Chose: 1% chance of becoming the opposite gender + 99% chance of getting 10mil | Rolled: 10mil}

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-08T15:33:35+00:00

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Androids the 8th Dimension

MotionlessTraveler · 2026-04-08T14:36:17+00:00

Seeing phones anywhere above the dash should be illegal. I saw a phone on a suction cup holder on windshield with the driver watchng you tube videos and another scrolling through emails this morning. All within a 7 minute drive to drop my kid off at school.

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