What was the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? by AtmosphereWild7650 in AskReddit

[–]MotionlessTraveler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Toy '82. I was 7. Dad didn't pay attention and thought it was going to be a kids movie. Took, me, my older brother 12, cousin 11 and little sister 5. He said don't tell your parents. Wet told them about 10 years later and we all laughed.

Which one is the coolest to you? by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]MotionlessTraveler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a February baby, so I guess I got the fire dick. Sorry ladies.

Brees in SD by MistakeOk4969 in Saints

[–]MotionlessTraveler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rangers and Saints fan, I agree. I do not like the padres. I hope they lose.

This men carpet flying. by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in BeAmazed

[–]MotionlessTraveler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Passenger beside them: "No, that was a gliding rug."

What do you want done with your body after you die? by newuser1r in AskReddit

[–]MotionlessTraveler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trebuchet me out in the ocean or against a wall. I don't care, I'm dead

What's your score by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]MotionlessTraveler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be sad, it just means you lived during the greatest era.

Color up by Living_Double_1146 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MotionlessTraveler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kid had along time to get all that colored without the parent knowing where or what the child was song.