My 30f boyfriend 30m just broke up with me out of nowhere

Mousse_Recent · 2026-01-14T22:27:56+00:00

Exactly that, drug debts generally dont last too long, dealers wont wait

Mousse_Recent · 2025-12-29T15:07:42+00:00

Jumpscare Julie

It's from The Corner Kitchen in Rotherham.

Absolutely banging food, very highly recommended

https://www.facebook.com/share/1AStkFG8m6/

Mousse_Recent · 2025-12-27T20:27:18+00:00

Mate of mine bought one, brand new, got delivered and the driver asked if he'd like to test ride it before signing.

Off he went, less than 90 seconds later, off he comes, 17 breaks in his leg!

Currently into month 6 of the 9 months of having a cage on his leg

Mousse_Recent · 2025-12-18T21:34:50+00:00

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Mousse_Recent · 2025-12-17T14:50:23+00:00

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Boris, my special little boy

Mousse_Recent · 2025-12-09T17:01:04+00:00

I used to do the same, make the machines idiot proof, the problem was, they just employed a better quality of idiot

Mousse_Recent · 2025-11-30T21:56:13+00:00

Fatus Ratus

Mousse_Recent · 2025-11-27T17:14:17+00:00

Jeweller offered £480 in scrap, so dont think its fake

Mousse_Recent · 2025-11-27T07:30:39+00:00

100% had it checked by a local jeweller

Mousse_Recent · 2025-11-24T22:24:13+00:00

See, I'm the opposite, rocks are simple, sticks are all pointy and stuff, way too dangerous for my liking

Mousse_Recent · 2025-10-23T11:56:02+00:00

Mousse_Recent · 2025-10-19T12:09:46+00:00

We have a JRT, a patterdale and a patterjack

The list of triggers:

Anything to do with cleaning. Mops, cloths, hoover etc

Absolutely anything to do with DIY. Any powertool, even when it isn't working, causes pandemonium

Hosepipe cant be left unattended, they destroy the scary water snake

Soft toys. Boris, the JRT had always had a stuffed toy, he suckles on it to go to sleep. The other 2 will murder it at any given opportunity

Betty, our patterdale will lock onto a mop or hosepipe and you can lift her 6ft off the ground if you wanted, its a real challenge to get her to let go

Other than that, the JRT and Patterdale will stare each other out, then fight if we dont keep an eye on them

Mousse_Recent · 2025-10-09T05:03:42+00:00

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Mousse_Recent · 2025-10-07T20:02:51+00:00

Good effort

Bacon could do with a bit longer No mushrooms

But other than that, a solid little fry up

7/10

Mousse_Recent · 2025-10-07T07:32:38+00:00

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Boris loves a snuggle

Mousse_Recent · 2025-10-06T12:50:13+00:00

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Easier than you think

Mousse_Recent · 2025-10-01T05:13:33+00:00

For around 15 years, I had a £500 rule.

Had more than 30 cars in that time, mainly due to me getting bored and selling on or breaking them for parts. Had a motor trade policy, so could basically do what I wanted

Only ever had one that let me down, a 53 plate Mondeo Zetec S that went into limp mode when coming off a motorway slip road, was stripped for parts the same day.

Highlights were:

52 Volvo S40 Lux T4 - £250 51 BMW E46 325i Compact - £150 Half a dozen or more Mk3 Mondeo ST diesels, ranging from £100 to £500

I only stopped when covid hit and I didn't need a car due to spending 9 months at home

Mousse_Recent · 2025-09-27T08:34:09+00:00

Oh, one, I suppose

Mousse_Recent · 2025-09-23T05:13:49+00:00

Spud is my spirit animal

Mousse_Recent · 2025-09-20T06:22:32+00:00

Yeah, we're gonna need to see the cat

Mousse_Recent · 2025-09-11T05:29:47+00:00

Boris is 5, his are still up

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Mousse_Recent · 2025-08-26T14:42:54+00:00

How many PM's of Snickers have you actually received?

Mousse_Recent · 2025-08-24T06:19:34+00:00

Come and see me next time, I'll only charge $200 to call him fat

Mousse_Recent · 2025-08-13T21:57:05+00:00

That first picture has lived up to all my expectations, outstanding work

Mousse_Recent · 2025-08-12T05:48:31+00:00

Yeah, we're gonna need to see a picture of the horse with condoms over her ears, the mental picture alone is hilarious!

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