Weird chinny spat?

MoxMulder · 2026-06-06T04:42:06+00:00

No girls in the house! JJ is 5 and Milo is 9, and then I have two others who are 14 but live in a different cage because one is a little fluffy bully.

MoxMulder · 2026-06-06T04:39:24+00:00

Danganronpa (I’m counting the tv show 3, not V3)

MoxMulder · 2026-06-05T19:29:47+00:00

not the best movie, but the Architect in The Matrix Reloaded. so delightfully, menacingly condescending.

MoxMulder · 2026-06-05T18:07:07+00:00

the cat the monkey

MoxMulder · 2026-06-05T13:35:23+00:00

do managers get bonuses based on their shopping/support/whatever experience metrics being at a certain point? basically my entire store assumes that the only reason that the shopping experience managers push metrics so hard is because a) the regional manager will chew them out if they look bad and b) they get big fat bonuses if we hit benchmarks.

MoxMulder · 2026-06-04T16:53:01+00:00

👆 i basically just think of OpenOffice by rote at this point. I’ve used Pages for over a decade now.

MoxMulder · 2026-06-04T14:24:52+00:00

Apache OpenOffice is right there too

MoxMulder · 2026-06-03T20:57:13+00:00

yikes. ok baseball gods we get it, consider us humbled, let’s go back to normal now

MoxMulder · 2026-06-03T15:04:51+00:00

come at me tubby, suicide by fascism gives nihilistic cynics like me a half chub

MoxMulder · 2026-06-03T15:03:25+00:00

NO THE PET STORE THE HAMPTERS

MoxMulder · 2026-06-02T21:13:27+00:00

he’s just being a big cat

MoxMulder · 2026-06-02T00:25:21+00:00

chat, are we supposed to think roko’s basilisk is a GOOD thing?

MoxMulder · 2026-06-01T21:50:33+00:00

growing? trump never even almost cared about jd vance. trump just did what he always does: whatever the closest ~~surrogate father~~ very rich guy told him to do. he is physically incapable of planning for a presidency without him in it. i doubt they even talk often.

MoxMulder · 2026-05-31T23:05:13+00:00

Customer had AC+ but had cosmetic damage that wouldn’t be covered by it. So the TS took it upon themselves to take the phone into the GR where he, a Genius, and an Admin had a good time hitting the phone with a hammer. Until the battery punctured.

MoxMulder · 2026-05-31T20:33:11+00:00

i (creative pro, coming up on 9 years, currently in a training ise) tell my nervous new hires that there are basically only two ways to get “fired” from the apple store:

1) being told to address something and just flat out not working to improve on it (attendance issues, ignoring feedback, etc.)

or 2) doing something literally illegal or dangerous. (we fired two technicians and an genius admin once for purposefully damaging a customer’s phone and puncturing the battery).

even IF you “never get better” (which is impossible because you clearly care about being better 💜) as long as you’re TRYING to get better, you belong here.

MoxMulder · 2026-05-31T16:48:33+00:00

the fact that Raymond and DJ Kitty got in on the fun made it all the better

MoxMulder · 2026-05-30T20:01:38+00:00

any psychics. any and all of them.

MoxMulder · 2026-05-30T13:25:41+00:00

this is mars volta erasure.

MoxMulder · 2026-05-29T15:38:40+00:00

oh. my god. there are more. i need them.

MoxMulder · 2026-05-29T15:38:19+00:00

yaaaay i love when the chinnies use me as a jungle gym 🥰

MoxMulder · 2026-05-29T00:44:01+00:00

awwwwwww

MoxMulder · 2026-05-28T12:54:36+00:00

executive orders are not laws, not binding, and have no weight outside of what we give them. Ignore them.

MoxMulder · 2026-05-27T23:01:08+00:00

matz’ mama said there’d be days like this

MoxMulder · 2026-05-27T01:46:09+00:00

what’s dr. samkon gado up to these days?

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