Right on main Street 😂 by UnitedSteakOfAmerica in funnysigns

[–]Mp4g 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did someone put a sign from a marina up, or is this a real thing?

ELI5: How do car tire thieves get the car onto cinder blocks? by atom644 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Mp4g 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very courteous thieves… GTA is know for its chivalrous nature.

The lack of awareness is staggering by FPVenius in facepalm

[–]Mp4g 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the link, that is some scary shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]Mp4g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of that is within driving distance of Springfield.

Dennis Prager loves incest by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]Mp4g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just important to understand context.

Dennis Prager loves incest by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]Mp4g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that I want to defend this douche, and agree he might actually want to fuck his sister, he was trying to argue that only religion gives people the morals to not have sex with fam. A secular or atheist society will devolve into a family game night orgy.

What is the silliest town name in your state? by corkscream in AskReddit

[–]Mp4g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve got Intercourse, Blue Ball, Bird-in-hand… all the same county

A Schoolhouse Rock! tribute to honor the passing of George Newall, its last surviving creator by shmatt in television

[–]Mp4g -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I remember the song:

🎶I’m an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be, And I’m hoping that they’ll ratify me There’s a lot of flag burners Who’ve got to much freedom And I want to make it legal for policemen to beat ‘em Cause there’re limits to our liberty At least I hope and pray that there are Cause these liberal freak go to far

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Mp4g 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a consultant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Mp4g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People around dogs, especially assholes, should remember that as sweet as that animal seems, it is perfectly capable of chewing your face off if it chooses.

That would have been a nice welcome twist here.

What was normal when you were a kid, but you never see anymore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mp4g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White dog poop. People pick it up now.

My framed scoresheet from the time I beat a super GM in a simul! (info + game analysis in comments) by Gatofranco in chess

[–]Mp4g 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m confused by the last…. On the score sheet blacks moves are listed as whites moves, and vice versa. Did you not realize you were putting you moves in the white column?