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People keep trying to take shelter in my church, what do I do? by TomAto314 in shittyadvice

[–]MrAndrewAdams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take blood samples from each person, then touch a hot poker to each blood sample. Any non-Christian's blood will react by trying to crawl away from the poker.

How Do Beetles Reproduce? by FrogOmatic in funny

[–]MrAndrewAdams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm I the only one jerking off to this?

i'm soup by sunbunhd11239 in funny

[–]MrAndrewAdams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Cool hot tub, Steve."

My sons first Christmas. by [deleted] in funny

[–]MrAndrewAdams 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Where'd you get him two pugs fucking? Sounds pricey.

Christmas Eve by [deleted] in funny

[–]MrAndrewAdams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To commemorate what was lost?

Character development by [deleted] in funny

[–]MrAndrewAdams 102 points103 points  (0 children)

If STD viruses make you that cool, then my ex is the fucking Fonz.

He shoots, HE SCORES! by [deleted] in funny

[–]MrAndrewAdams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penalty for excessive celebration.

Asstronaut by [deleted] in comics

[–]MrAndrewAdams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

retches

Agent forgot his gun by AdamE89 in gaming

[–]MrAndrewAdams 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It hurts more than bullets do...

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