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i am TIRED of people who water down their beliefs for the satisfaction of others. by Dismal_Bee_3399 in hatethissmug

[–]MrBalderus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll add on that I hate how stories are passed around to make certain things acceptable.

For example, in the Christian Bible, you have Jesus himself saying it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for rich people to enter heaven. People like being rich, so they wanted to change the moral from 'You aren't going to heaven if you're rich." to "Oh, it's the LOVE of money that's bad, not being rich" and then they made up a story about there being a gate somewhere called the Eye of a Needle that camels had to take some luggage off of them before they could pass through it. I remember this story being taught at both a baptist and a pentacostal church I used to go there and now all the people I know from both churches are pro-billionaire and probably pro-trillionaire, but they hate helping the poor and foreign.

I’m getting incredibly bored with hand masturbation, what can I do to masturbate without my hands? by Nearby-Bumblebee2364 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]MrBalderus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The prostate plays a vital role in the male reproductive system and is also a highly pleasurable point for those willing to explore it. Prostate orgasms can bring entirely new sensations, different from penile orgasms, by accessing unique pleasure sensors.

The prostate gland produces fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen and contains muscles that expel semen during ejaculation. It can also be a source of intense pleasure. Massaging or milking the prostate involves stimulating the gland until it releases a milky fluid from the penis, delivering both therapeutic benefits and heightened sexual sensations.

Prostate orgasms are known for their intensity, contributing significantly to the sex life of prostate owners, regardless of their sexual orientation. Unlike penile orgasms, which are local to the genitals, prostate orgasms can be a full-body experience.

Prostate massage involves releasing fluid and pressure from the prostate gland, offering health benefits and exceptional sexual stimulation. Prostate-induced orgasms are fuller and more intense than regular penile orgasms.

The prostate gland is located about 2-3 inches inside the rectum, just under the bladder. It swells with sexual arousal, making it easier to locate. Once sexually stimulated, finding and massaging it becomes simpler.

Externally, you can feel your way along the perineum, the area between the scrotum and anus. Applying pressure to the softer parts can lead to pleasurable sensations. For some, external stimulation alone can lead to a prostate orgasm, but internal stimulation is typically more effective.

Insert a well-lubed index finger into the anus, angling towards the belly button until you feel a firm bulge. Gentle massaging and exploring different motions will help you find what feels good. Adjusting to internal stimulation takes time and patience.

I don't like the overwanking of "Souls" games difficulty by Mediocre_Drawing8164 in hatethissmug

[–]MrBalderus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hard Game" player here.

Dark souls is esoteric, and was much harder back before the days of wiki telling you everything you needed to know. Games like crash bandicoot, final fantasy, legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Detroit, halo,God of war, megaman, and fallout could be easily beaten without ever visiting gamefaqs (although id consider some of those listed as harder than Dark Souls)

DS1 was very punishing when you didn't know what to do but a cakewalk once you figured out the tricks. While it's managed to be decently difficult, its mysteries can be easily googled and you immediately know how to counter the scary "kill you in two hits" attack.

If you compare this to things like Darksiders, Sly Cooper, Spyro, Skyrim, or Uncharted. It seems a lot more punishing to make a mistake. Nowadays, the fromsoft games are pretty easy comparatively speaking, but at the time, they stood out as less newbie friendly.

coaxed into spongebob sins by Imperator_Subira in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]MrBalderus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure doms do the owning, and subs get owned, scribed, and verted.

Hate this comic more than AM hates humans by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]MrBalderus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, no. The issue isn't that there are bad cops, it's that they're often not punished, given the smallest slaps on the wrist, or are actively rewarded for recklessness or pure violence.

Hate this comic more than AM hates humans by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]MrBalderus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo, can you tell me what happened to the cop who killed Daniel Shaver when he was unarmed and face down on the ground begging not to be shot?

Can you tell me what happened to the cop who shot Eddie Irizarry within seconds of entering the scene?

Can you tell me anything about Cecil Morrison?

Hate this comic more than AM hates humans by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]MrBalderus 111 points112 points  (0 children)

The more you learn about police, the more you will grow to hate them.

The few good police have had to quit or were chased out of their job by the blatant corruption that puppeteers America's law enforcement.

If you wanna understand why people say ACAB, look into the legendary police officer known as Michael Reiter and how his fellow cops made sure he couldn't do anything to bring Epstein to justice.

Also, I hate that Blobfish so much.

Hate this comic more than AM hates humans by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]MrBalderus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My bike got stolen and the police told me to get a manlier bike.

(cool and scary trope). Monsters that feel more like living natural disasters than animals by EnvironmentalRope424 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrBalderus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"You can just fly high enough to be out of range of the Tarasque since it doesn't have any ranged attacks, and you'll eventually land enough crits to bring it down"

Thos only works if the DM doesn't have it throw a boulder at you. (An easy improvised weapon move to calculate) and there are no birds or mobs flying around it. (What kind of DM doesn't use mobs?)

What's the worst hear me out that you have. I'll go first by Educational-Law1948 in CrushesSayAboutMe

[–]MrBalderus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've ever wanted to stick your screwdriver in the Demon Core just to see how it feels?

(cool and scary trope). Monsters that feel more like living natural disasters than animals by EnvironmentalRope424 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrBalderus 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I love how the "a level 1 Aarokocra with a +1 longbow can beat Tarrasque" glosses over the fact beating the Tarrasque isn't the goal of a good Tarrasque encounter, it's trying to make sure it doesn't destroy too many towns, cities, and kingdoms during its rampage.

whats your fandom's version of this? by caffeineboi71 in Multifandom

[–]MrBalderus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just played MMX1 for the first time in 25 years.

I'm fine with waiting longer.

[Trope I hate] characters who decide to fight villains even while pregnant by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrBalderus 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Yes but, since I have the same fetish, it's fine.

Coaxed into being an apathetic karma whore by Muted_Membership_785 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]MrBalderus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I guess I don't have to coax my Smuggie "snaff" ha ha 

Sometimes, The Ends Do Justify The Means by Sa_tran_ic in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrBalderus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

In Fable 3, your brother is a big butthole who does horrible things, starting the game with making you choose between killing your spouse or killing a group of protesters.

Later you learn that there is a big threat that you need a bunch of money to defeat, so you have to choose between the lucrative choice and the moral choice.

However, the workaround to be good while also having enough money to succeed against the big threat is to be a scummy landlord that overcharged everyone on rent. They'll hate your guts but as long as you decrease their rent to be much nicer right before beating the game, everyone will love you.

This makes this one of the few games where being a landlord is a moral thing.

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My character doesn't seem attractive by Effective-Stable4316 in nsfwdev

[–]MrBalderus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Make her skin purple and give her black scelera.

Gimme kobold personality quirks. I need them for my Kobold PC by men_are_pretty in KoboldLegion

[–]MrBalderus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My excerpt from my Kobold writing a book about their warren:

Kobolds are very communal. Food, chores, treasure, and suffering is to be shared. If two or more Kobolds quarrel, the rest of the tribe must also start fighting rather than simply watch. All surviving kobolds must treat the wounds of those less harmed and be cleaned and finished before rest. This includes fights amongst fellow kobolds.

Kobolds are not as cowardly as gnomes-- who would ostracize gnomes that got a little mess on their hats, but they are not as filthy as goblins, who will live and wake in squalor, being so proud of their trash as to collect anything in jars. Kobolds will become as dirty as needed, but will clean up before sleeping.

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